...or Italian.

Fellow bad girl here. Into the washing machine the smelly bras go. The only caveat is I close the clasp so it wont catch on other piece of clothing. So far, no damage. Lazy Laundry Forevaaah.

I am fond of it, especially when referring to this particular subspecies of humanoid with whom I live. It is suitably descriptive without being entirely too vulgar to use in public.

Nope, he's a messy, rude, slob who wouldn't understand the concept of "compromise" if it bit him in the crotch.

Nope, he just looks like he's fun. Meow!

I'm pretty sure the annoying housemate I complained about last night overheard me calling him a crackheaded assbag this morning on the phone to my best friend. I don't care.

I'm feeling so low today, Jezebelles and Jezefellas. My manfriend still isn't back from his month-long mission, I have roommate drama, and am still out of work. The housing situation is about to get worse— the jerk roommate rented my room out from underneath me and I'm going to be homeless unless I find a place to…

I guess I missed that. That'll teach me to internet first thing in the morning.

My question is this:

My parents and sister have come down for a visit. It's the first time I've seen them since September. The three months have been the longest we've all gone without seeing each other.

You were a very responsible young person. I can't tell you how many adults of the over-25 variety I know personally who have NEVER been tested. As stated above, age doesn't make one invincible, and props to you for recognizing that.

The only problem, from my viewpoint, is the "unknown consequences" aspect. I have no issues with anyone making an informed decision on a procedure to achieve their personal goal. However, if the procedure was not studied properly, and it was green-lit too soon? That's ethically irresponsible on part of government and…

I hope you are right, but at this point I'm so cynical and jaded by the BS in the world of political machinations that my first thought after reading this was "Of course if a woman gets cancer from hormonal treatments, who cares? Because she filled her purpose by incubating a fetus."

That the medical community is just now getting around to looking into this particular issue between a possible link between IVF and ovarian cancers is what's interesting to me. And by interesting I mean scary. Again it looks like 'babies' win over 'women'.

I'm with you. The hairiness is nice because it's completely different from what I see in my own mirror. The smooth hairless pseudo- prepubescent look freaks me out...in men AND women.

Unfortunately, it might give them ammo: like, to prevents massive creepiness, we must make sure all conceived babies are born OR ELSE JUMBIE WILL KILL US ALL.

"Jumbie would like to be born now....!"

I just wanted to echo what Prahakatka wrote to you.

Jezebelles and Jezefellas, life down here is amazing. Tonight is Goombay (a Jamaican festival!— big party in the street!) and it kicks off Fantasy Fest, a week-long orgy of glitter, parades, costumes, body painting, and alcohol-fueled hilarity.

I had the pleasure of meeting Judith Dushku and her daughter at the St. Patrick's Day parade in Boston three years ago. She was a delightfully funny and engaging woman, and I wished very much that I could have been one of her students. (And Eliza? So beautiful in person that she pretty much looks photoshopped in real…