Yeah, angry hate-sex is possibly the only option there, but its still a possibility. And I loathe myself for wasting oxygen and brainpower on these things. Plus it is none of my business, and I feel like someone's blue-haired gossipy granny but I can't help myself.

I'm a bad person for thinking this much about January Jones' paternity secrecy, but I think her kid's dad is Ashton Kutcher.

This was my first thought as well. It isn't ironic.

I loved Apocalypto too... Yeah the dude is a complete toolbag. No arguments. I can move on from his BS, and someday I hope we can all enjoy his movies again without feeling guilty about it.

Hello all you lovely people out there... just came in from my first game of sloshball... and while I'm not too sloshed, I definitely had a ball. Wanted to say Hello and Wish You All A Happy Evening Full of Awesomeness. Now, off to Duval Street!

Virginia Foxx's statement doesn't even make sense! Like, not even a teeny tiny little bit on coherent sense!

I know it's wrong of me to wish someone ill, but good grief... The hypocrisy of their "respect life" nonsense is mind-boggling. I really wish that there was an equally vocal, active, (and dare I say vicious) opposing branch of pro-choice supporters who would be able and willing to fight fire with fire.

Ahh, bazinga. You're totally right, I have my nerd-names confused. Thank you!

I thought Leonard's mom was played by the woman from Roseann, Laurie Metcalf?

Maybe, but I can't say I see Beyonce referred to as "Pregnance" anywhere but here. Maybe I'm just reading the wrong blogs or whatever, but I don't see how her behavior is any different from any other pregnant celebrity. We didn't see Angelina Jolie as "Pregnelina" or anything, so why the moniker for Beyonce?

Can we please stop referring to Beyonce as Pregnance? It's incredibly distasteful, considering how this site generally feels about appropriation and comodification of women's bodies and appearances. She has a name.

So funny this is news because last night I met a cryptozoologist who's lab was paid US $100 million to study Bigfoot.

Yeah, I feel sorry for their husbands too. I would imagine if the wives found out the husbands were cheating on them, they'd be pretty angry. Whats good for the goose has to be good for the gander, too.

Personally, I would love to watch Faith Based anything tear themselves apart, and I think we might be starting to see it. You make excellent points regarding the history of Mormonism throughout your statement, and frankly I completely agree with you. My whole point in putting his response up there was to appreciate…

You've got me. I was raised in a Roman Catholic household/parish with an Irish Catholic mom. I knew at 10 the Catholic church wasn't for me, and once I was confirmed I was out of religion altogether. My friend marveled at my total abandonment of religion and wondered why I threw out the whole concept instead of trying…

The response Mitt Romney offered while speaking at an event just the other day while a man called his religion fraudulent was truly classy. I mean, I have to give his speechwriters' credit, because it was probably the only thing to be attributed to him recently that has made an iota of sense:

One of my high school friends grew up Episcopalian, and she often referred to it as "Catholic Lite— like guilt-free food." After going to a couple of her services, I saw her point.

I know it's not Saturday night here anymore, but I am watching The Land Before Time, and this movie —like Bambi— is so friggin good, and it makes me cry every time I see it. Watching it makes me feel bad for the kids of today— their movies are all slick and CGI'ed, with a done-to-death storyline or rude jokes or…

Yup, but they can still marry their first cousins, so long as its a heterosexual pairing. Yay Maine. (loads of sarcasm, just in case it wasn't evident.)

Yeah, mostly New England is embarrassed by Maine, where it's cool to marry your first cousin, but you can't marry your same-sex partner.