I don't know. I thought it was pretty well established that NE was pretty liberal with all the weed-decriminalization, pro-marriage equality, stuff. I mean, people watch the national news, right? This stuff was featured there when it happened...

And MA too. MA is totally for marriage equality.

Key West is a VERY small island, with a high population of transplants and a very strong military presence. So, yes: a lot of Key West is gayfriendly, but its such a small place that it has little overall effect.

Holy smokes! That poor cat! It's dignity has vanished!

Dexter, NOOOO!

Real-world or not, I just thought you should hear it from an unbiased stranger. Even if you're half as interesting as your comments have revealed you to be, you're still infinitely more interesting than a LOT of people on this planet. DEFINITELY not loser-by-lack-of-boyfriend material.

File me in the Smug Single category as well. People can feel sorry all they want; it's not going to change the fact that I love my life as it is— chaotic, messy, and fairly solitary. I LOVE being single.

I know I don't know you in real life, but not for nothing, but having read through a lot of your comments over the last year, I must disagree: I find your input quite interesting. Anyone who would suggest that you're a loser because you don't have a boyfriend can go fry ice.

That is not an uncommon phenomenon.

I would like to see more articles like this on Jezebel. This is one of the better features I've read —anywhere— in a while. Thank you to whomever decided this should be republished here.

...just don't use THAT condom—- there's a hole in it...

I love their Kinvaras. Those shoes are as minimal as I'm willing to go, and they're breathable and withstand a pounding. LOVE them! (Just ordered my fourth pair!)

I've always had a problem with women's running shoes. From brand to brand, they've just been poorly designed for a woman of my height. I'm six feet tall, built athletically, and approximately the size of a small man. The cushioning in women's size 11's (WOOHOO!) just don't cut it for me.

Haha, awesome!

I don't know. I said to her when she was pregnant that it sounded like 'tennis' and she laughed at me, "It does not!" I think it's symptomatic of the Cult of Self Esteem—- Everyone is a Special and Unique Snowflake and No One Can Tell Me I'm Wrong.

A girl I went to high school with named her son Taniz... sounds just like tennis.

I am really glad someone else asked this, because after reading all of the answers apparently what I thought it was, was wrong.

Had half-price apps at happy hour at The Boat House with some fun friends today. I feel less like a hermit and more like a human. Positive steps!

Let me share my n ot-biased-at-all opinion: Jiu-jitsu. For many reasons, but for real: if youre smaller than your opponent, you are at an advantage due to angles and physics. It's awesome. :) Good luck and have fun with whatever you decide!

Having a lamp in my bedroom makes me ridiculously happy. I have spent a month using a flashlight to try to find stuff in the dark.