If you were my roommate, I probably wouldn't have to do all of that myself because you'd have done your own dishes. :)

Feeling accomplished tonight! Sent out a bunch of resumes today, cleaned EVERY INCH of the kitchen I share with three people, did the dishes, changed FIVE burnt-out lightbulbs, bought myself a lamp for my bedroom, AND scheduled an interview with a volunteer fire department.

I had to stop reading when I came upon his name... really? Zach Morris??

Is it my monitor, or does TR (of the Bullmoose Partaay) have the biggest most amazing grin on his face?

I got cropdusted once by a flight attendant after St. Patrick's day in Dublin. I knew who it was...

The comments here have me laughing so hard that not only am I crying, but my housemate and his girlfriend have come out to find out "what's so funny".

It's the Lindt one. I like it because it's spicy enough for a tingle, but not so spicy that it hurts or overwhelms the chocolate.

Hello Jezebelles and Jezefellas! I am enjoying a chili chocolate bar and waiting to pick up a friend at the airport. She's been gone since before I moved down here, and I am hoping that she'll suggest we get burgers when she lands. I miss having a grill.

I wish I could share a photo here, because while I was cruising to Bahia Honda Key, I saw a lizard that was bigger than my dog and looked like a mini stegasaurus.

Vitamin E for the win. Fish Oilcapsules are good, too, but I'm not sure that would be vegetarian.

I'm JillJitsu; I got laid off after breaking my elbow in two places while rock climbing. I moved to Key West three weeks ago and have been looking for jobs and clients, playing with my dog, setting up an etsy site, and getting ready for my first triathlon. I am earnestly awaiting news of my application to join a…

My dogs do it all the time. They've both been fine, but they're both medium/large dogs. Generally, they just get gassier than normal. But, do what your vet says.

I can see this approaching rain storm from over the ocean as the sun is setting. It is so insanely beautiful; I can hardly process it.

So much pressure! First FantasyFest in Key West is quickly approaching, and I need to figure out a costume...well, a WEEKS WORTH.

Some people really don't get the whole concept of I'm Good Without God's Threat of Eternal Damnation thing.

I used to work with a guy who was a Born-Again Christian; he took it upon himself one day to ask me about my religious practices. I told him that having been raised Roman Catholic, I chose not to participate in organized religion any more because it didn't suit me, and that if I wanted to talk to god, I could do so on…

This puts unnecessarily hilarious mental pictures in my head; I lol'ed.

I thought that was just a Seinfeld episode!

If I had known, I wouldn't have moved in here. I don't spend a lot of time here, but sometimes I'm eating dinner and that smell creeps out...

To be honest, that was my reaction too. Company in immaturity, whee!