OK. I was just wondering because I have a job interview, and if they like me, they're going to drug test me. I would hate to have to try to explain that away.

Are you serious?

I have a weird, and possibly really stupid, question, but please bear with me:

Call the police, report the drug use and not be there when they show up. Drug use will most likely void their capacity to hold a lease and hopefully they'll get evicted.

The NOT being there is key.

Sadly, no... but luckily (???!) for me, the burn is worst on my front parts, so I am able to do it myself.

HAHA! You a swimmer perchance?

Oooh, I like the sound of that now.

The Black Fern. ...???

I got the MEANEST sunburn of my life today while doing the backstroke in the outdoor pool. Cue jokes about spending too much time on my back in 3...2...

Playing with my replacement camera this evening resulted in gorgeous red sunset pictures, which are a bit amature-y but still pretty, and a WHOLE LOT of bugbites. I can't wait til I get better with this thing!

This made me think of "Dirty Job" by Christopher Moore and then I laughed tea out of my nose. Good job. :)

My dad had a Shithead in the 80's in his class. Kid apparently lived up to the spelling of his name.

Made it to my new home in the Keys this week. Dog and I have been acclimating. I'm grateful we made it here in one piece without melting due to a dead a/c. My new housemates are hilariously mismatched, and the area in which we live is pretty excellent. Now... to find a job...

Looks like I'm screwed: I'm moving into my apartment tomorrow and have two male roommates. Ruh roh.

Indeed. Thank goodness for veterinarians who prescribe it.

Just had to give my escapee-dog a doggie-xanax; the wind has kicked back up and she's back to shaking.

Maybe he was never actually 6'3" and was simply incorrectly measured at, say, doctor's appointments by a nurse or doctor who couldn't accurately read above your bf's head?

But did Jenny McCarthy review those reports? How about any of HER peers?!

Living abroad is more expensive than therapy, depending. Maybe you just need a vacation?