Spent the hurricane doing two things:

Especially the kind of chronic bitchface where people ask why you're angry when really you're just concentrating or thinking about what to make for dinner... blerg.

This is a super dumb question, and I'm probably going to regret asking, but: How does your dog's bloodline get changed by her pregnancy?

I'm a a fan of jojoba oil. It's gentle enough for my skin, and doesn't make me break out. I'm a big proponent of using as little on my skin as possible.

Those skirts make it easier for her to scream that lesbians are trying to kidnap her from bathrooms, too. (Massachusetts knows whats up, too.)

Taking care of something is hard, even if that something is you.

Considering he's a Jonas Brother, there's little that can be done to alleviate his level of perceived weirdness. Babies will not change that.

Monster makes a wireless transponder that broadcasts your music through your FM radio. Its a lifesaver in traffic; I love mine.

...Or you were doing the right thing by studying and not almost failing out because you spent too much time hungover to bother with class... :)

Oh, yeah. Soak 'em in vodka (or rum, if you prefer) for a half hour or so, and chew. I learned about this at the first rugby drink-up I attended my sophomore year. Delicious. Kinda like how some people soak fruit in booze.

... make sure you know before you go the dancefloor bro/ho ratio?

Gummi Bears— Just Add Vodka

An old lab partner of mine was proposed to last year. He showed her the ring. She laughed at him and said, "Not til you buy me a bigger ring."

These are the kinds of stories and speculation that make me afraid of pregnancy so intensely that I will be asking my gynecologist to sterilize me when I see her next.

Does any rascism make sense? :)

There was a gas line a short distance from my yard, and helicopters would fly by to make sure it wasn't on fire/exploding/being vandalized.

Ahh, good night you lovely Jezebelles and Jezefellas. Hope you had a relaxing and fun evening in which ever manner you all so chose.

It consistently ranks in the Top 10 Most Terrifying lists movie people put out near Halloween.

It's my FAVORITE movie! Such a fabulous and deliciously horrific story!

They're good! I picked up a delicious (!!) Cabernet-Savignon/Tempernillo blend (MY FAVORITE!!) by Spanish Quarter. $8. Best wine I've had from not-Oregon.