Sanderson Poe? Was she married to a mint julep-drinking Southern writer who was obvs in the closet?

Tsk, tsk, tsk, little lady! Sounds like you're trying to think with that little lady-brain of yours! There's a reason it's called "Women's Work" AMIRITE? Anyone?

I have an idea. What if I dumped my coffee all over my desk, drove my car through the front window of my office, tore open my shirt, and screamed "WU-TANG AIN'T NOTHIN TO FUCK WITH!"

Fared better than that poor kid Nationwide killed.

And I thought this guy was the strangest thing I'd see all week.

Unfortunately, Cousins was later arrested for burning Clay Travis.

LMBO! Sorry. I remember the 4th ward my husband grew up in, forgot how much it was heathenized! LMBO! Yeah, I think VaHi even it out a bit with the different extremes. LOL

I think you could actually make an argument that the only difference is the level of hypocrisy, not the level of hedonism.

If the rumors are true that Ann Coulter's really liberal and progressive and gay-friendly and only advocates to kill all Muslims and repeal the 19th Amendment for fun and profit, she's even more disgusting.

Ann Coulter is running the longest con in history. I am 100% convinced.

I think this is all part of a very interesting and real struggle in the Fox News sideshow, in which they are getting diminishing returns on their schtick and decided that socially liberal/fiscally conservative woman are the best market to target. By letting Kelly go off a few times they're hoping to bring new viewers…

I also tried, but most of my answers were along the lines of, "Ugh! I don't know!" and "Ugh! Who cares??"

In this case its literally, The Girl We Wish We Hadn't Invited onto the Political World Stage.

*applause* Standing ovation for connecting the dots between Miss Failed Alaska and Miss Failed South Carolina! Lesson learned, folks: Quit asking pageant-monkeys to string unscripted sentences together.

I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should…

So is Palin officially the Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started a Conversation with at a Party?

A pantsuit can crush patriots.

I actually like her for connecting gossip to real actual cultural trends. Yes, it's just gossip but really it IS a reflection on who and what and which the current culture finds important. I appreciate that she points it out. There is a reason why closeted celebrities are news; why young women are always portrayed as…

Emily Yoffe, in a nutshell

"I am allegedly a shallow husk of a human being with no conscious experience or capability of introspection or self-reflection."