What I want to know is, have the giant cell phones signed on to return as well??

There's a lot of fascinating communities out here on the internet, but The Chive is one of the more fascinating ones. (This is a good Chive primer http://www.theawl.com/2013/07/inside…)

Oh god you know she'd be THAT student who says really problematic things and you just watch the teacher's soul recede from their eyes and cringe. I bet she's one of those people who constantly talks about "gay BFF" and how she "doesn't see color, only human."

I went Googling, but all I found was this:

Team Cat's spokesfeline just released an official statement:

The Duggars are just jealous because a cat would only take a few years to have 19 kittens. They have to protect their (asinine) claim to fame.

Some cats like being outside, even in the winter.

"A righteous man cares for the needs of his animal, but the kindest acts of the wicked are cruel" (Proverbs 12:10)

Joke is on the Duggars. That cat was GAY — and now they are!

I live in a tiny southern town due to a military move and yesterday a local store's new owners made a Facebook page on the towns page about reopening. Some cave dwelling hick commented GLAD IF I GO TO THE STORE IM NOT SUPPORTING TERRORISTS ANYMORE LOL and the new owner and a ton of other people liked it. the old owner…

I was once in a "fancy" Chinese restaurant in Chicago for my birthday and they had just waxed the floors. EVERYONE was falling down. Servers, customers, everyone. It was bizarre and hilarious. The management was losing their minds over how many meals they were comping. I wiped out before I even got to my table. My…

Pork Wine. The OTHER white wine.

LIES. MAYO IS PROOF GOD LOVES US.

are you a big time molly dealer? Have you dated any one in ISIS? Are you in ISIS? Are you an international art thief? Are you the best singer on your psych ward?

MmmHmmm

One side are being outright pretentious dicks, the other side are being passive-aggressive pretentious dicks.

Chipper is dumb as a fucking rock, always has been. If he could not hit a baseball he'd currently be wiping tables at a McDonald's somewhere in Florida because making fries is too complicated.

I think it makes sense that the government would kill 27 people in a small town to prove a point about guns, but refuse to fudge numbers on a spreadsheet. They gotta draw the line somewhere.

Don't launder grant money, don't kill anyone, and don't fuck the students. That's what I was told was necessary to keep your job once you've got tenure.