My boyfriend is a wonderful man, which is why I will never, ever understand why he likes The Chive so much. It's so bizarre. I don't give a shit if they have a charity arm (so does every fraternity and sorority in the nation, for heaven's sake, as if it's justifying or redeeming), it's a misogynistic site devoted to…

Two of my cats will eat basically anything, but our boy is so damn picky. Only dry food, only one flavor of treats, no human food (except for pastrami-seasoned turkey; he loves that stuff, which, whatever).

I have heard that from friends before, and I reacted the same way you did. I just ... don't understand that. I've known, in my bones, for a very long time, that I do not ever want to be a mother, and I've never, ever had any kind of physical twinge making me want to get pregnant. When people say that, I cannot…

Every guy I've ever dated until my current boyfriend wanted kids, and I very, very much do not. It was always an issue. My boyfriend now is sterile and I am holding on to him like a winning lottery ticket.

I realized it as soon as I hit publish. I mean, the blank stare. You KNOW this man writes down compliments for the ladeez ahead of time and tries to pass them off as spur-of-the-moment.

Who is Mr. Collins???

I'm a ma'am, and it was rough going. The reception was for a three-day conference I was working, so I just went out and bought a decent bottle of wine for my hotel room.

Haha, no, I wouldn't ever want to switch places, with anyone's face or retroactively change my "level" of attractiveness. Just saying that she is way prettier than most, for better or worse.

Oh, I don't want to switch! I'd take her hair before her face any day, for the exact reason you mentioned. But her behavior has shown that she is accustomed to getting her way based on the way she looks, and as soon as she didn't get her way, she wanted to pack up her toys and go home.

Her face is proof that life is not fair! And I say that as someone who really likes my own face.

Wow. Do you even correct them or just go, "Yeah, sure, OK, sorry."

Sweet jesus. Stay strong, you can do this.

I know. I was at a reception in a small Georgia town and the wine options were White (pink) Zin, Moscato, and Reisling. And it wasn't even free.

A few years ago, my then-boyfriend and I were in a small Tennessee town for a funeral, and the biggest restaurant for a long way was a Ruby Tuesday's (and whatever, I love that salad bar unapologetically). We sat down at the bar and read through the limited wine selection, eventually settling on a Zinfandel we were at…

I have a lot of family in very, very small towns in the South, and the thing is, they really, truly almost never see new people, and certainly not people who are distinct from the 500 people they've lived side-by-side with for decades.

My boyfriend's family is from Pittsburgh, and when he was there over Christmas, I got like 15 snaps of a Primanti Brothers sandwich with french fries. I told him he was eating a stupid sandwich and I was not impressed, especially because I was in California enjoying delicious seafood.

Damn you and your polite car manners. This is why I go straight for the wank motion when someone cuts me off.

I grew up in Snellville, so, really, I should not be surprised.

HE IS A THREAT TO DRAGON CON AND MUST BE STOPPED.

I'm a Georgian, and while I agree that our reps our crazy, that dude is just a run-of-the-mill conservative "protect the embryos, fuck the low-income babies when they get here" type.