You probably are having contact dermatitis from the sheets. Also normal detergents have a lot of really toxic chemicals in them and I'm not using them in the general "toxin" sense. I'm talking legit things that are hazardous to your health: endocrine disrupters, neurotoxins etc. No one ever should use fabric softener,…

I have no reason to doubt your sincerity. And I admite your passion.

I love sauce. SO many kinds of sauces. But, horsey tops them all. Plus, it's the magical ingredient in a delicious Bloody Mary. Just perfect.

And if you have to sub something, let the staff bring you some options. They can recommend something that will still pair well with the dish, or at least something they have made or can whip up easily. Demanding ranch dressing because you assume a Micheline Star restaurant is just going to have a bottle of Hidden…

Did the kid look like this?

Good point. The movie quote is actually quite stupid.

Wouldn't the better inspirational quote be, "A moment of glory is worth a lifetime of pain"?

I'm sorry. I think this is a hilarious story, but I can't get past the ginormous pixelation of that woman's bush! I haven't seen a retro pubescape like that since.....I can't even think of any examples.

Vandy athletics managed to squash an article I was trying to right about some potential (though accidental) fraud on the track team.

If Vanderbilt really wanted to make sure that this book didn't to see the light of day, they could have just put it in a UNC player's backpack.

Not sure if they were actually trying to kill it, but they definitely used some Stallings tactics.

No, it's not cheating. But it doesn't have to be cheating to not be acceptable.

I feel like 95% of Tracy Moore's posts are jokes that are just above my head. Logging in to a hook-up app with the intent to evaluate the fuckability of other potential partners is not the same thing as noticing a good-looking person on the street.

I suspect that the back eyeliner is a Diana throwback/hommage. If it is, someone should tell her that it's not needed. And seriously! She should say something but of course she was chosen in part for her ability to not say a thing and was certainly coached extensively to that effect. I'm sure this was one of the deals…

Spoiler alert: She's not pregnant.

Here's where two countries who speak the same mother tongue have different expressions. In SA they say that there was a "Charging Baboon". In the US, they say "Daly is in contention."

Getting the consent in writing! That NFL rookie training is paying off.

Good god, I feel sorry for your patients