This is very well done. I'd add an Act II epilogue — apologists holding up low conviction rates as proof that women lie about IPV and/or demand that we wait for a full conviction before taking a stand. When you know statistically that an abuser is unlikely to be punished by the legal system for IPV, predicating any…

Confession to my Facebook and Instagram followers: I've never actually eaten food.

Mmmmm.....dog pork.....

WHILE I DOG PORK YOU

Yeah, I gave up my dream of being a sports journalist after my first year and a half in college. I just knew my struggle was going to be too much, and as an overwhelmed 18-year-old, I was too afraid to commit to that effort. Grown-up me would COMPLETELY make a different decision, and sometimes I wish I could turn back…

"Women can't properly discuss something they've never experienced."

Dlisted will set you straight. Drink some wine and let Michael K's scathing wit and expert shade throwing soothe your troubled soul.

Robyn is too busy dancing her ass off to give a shit.

Remember the time like a year ago that Taylor Swift reacted to a pretty harmless joke from Tina Fey and Amy Poehler by telling Vanity Fair, "there's a special place in hell for women who don't help other women" and turned it into a whole deal everyone would have otherwise forgotten?

no! Janis Ian for the win!

Its the same concept as being mad at the other woman when a man cheats on you. BE MAD AT THE RIGHT PERSON.

Looks like there is some discord among the Heathers.

Taylor is a bit of a drama queen about this. Katy hired 3 dancers away from Taylor - wouldn't/shouldn't the people Taylor be mad at the actual dancers? I read elsewhere that at least 2 of the dancers had been with Katy for years prior and that was part of the reason she wanted to go back. One of them stated that…

Je suis prest indeed.

WHEN DOES YE OLDE BONING BEGIN.

/rant on

Two for two. That's next week's starting quarterback walking up those steps.

...which they clearly stole from Notre Dame alumni tailgates.

It's the South. They're not exactly known for their intelligence.

I was at the game. There came a time when you gave up on winning, then you gave up on covering the spread, then you just wanted vandy to score enough to get free queso from Moe's. Finally, you just wished you were at home watching USC/Stanford.