Oh Tim, you're so naive. The Cavs, LeBron's former team, got the 1st pick. The Heat, Lebron's current team, got the 26th pick. 1-26? Do I have to spell it out for you? It's the number of letters in the alphabet. Now, let's break down that word, "alphabet." Al, a popular name. Pha, a phonetic spelling of a…

"Strike"

I wonder if it's because we all watched Early Edition on Saturday nights in high school (after Dr Quinn with mom but before Walker with dad).

"Mom? Dad? I just read Howard Zinn's People's History of the United States for my Poli Sci 202 class. Prepare to have your fucking minds blown."

at least he will always cherish the woman suit he makes out of her.

"As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again."

For someone so comfortable in their lifestyle choice, you sure seem wound tight about it.

Just DON'T LEAVE THE BORDERS OF ATLANTA. Ever.

Same here. And same.

This is like the only post ever where this would be an appropriate comment.

YOU don't think you can pregnant from a sex toy. Thank god the good people of Sandy Springs know better!

We don't want you here anyway... Yankee. ;)

aww, that's not fair. I love living in the south. Sandy Springs is a stepford-style craphole, though.

Hey, the actual city of Atlanta is cool. But, for the love of god, stay out of the suburbs.

A lot of people are asking what's to prevent people from going outside Sandy Springs or online to buy sex toys. The answer is absolutely nothing because it's highly unlikely this has anything to do with preventing people from acquiring sex toys and everything to do with running off the one porn shop within the city…

I have a prescription for sex toys: I have what's known as Congenital Genital Syndrome (CGS). Instead of being born like a barbie doll and engaging in normal stork-based reproduction, I was born with genitals and have to reproduce in a way that makes Jesus have a sadfase =(

did you back up your phone so you won't lose all your friend?

I like how he talks about working "9 hours a day, 5 days a week" as if it's an ungodly amount. And what is his job driving around in someone else's car? Drug mule?

Everytime I see that #Blended trailer I just think White People (tm) this is why you have no friends. Please take in all the fail

I was going to say that BBQ sauca and mayo together sound gross to me, but then I realized if you called it smokey, molasses aioli I would be dumb enough to say yum. So yeah, I would probably like BBQ and mayo after all, I just don't want to like it.