Where does the Basic female fit in?

I don't own a cat either but:

that cat was as stoic as beyonce in an elevator

Today is a day for Team Cat.

Maybe she realized the tatt was tacky? Wait. No. C'MON JEZ! Don't you have a spare 10K laying around so we can get to the bottom of this??

Gay bars get all the cool names.

I tried to start a female-friendly artisinal hotdog cart called MEATwHOLE.

I'm terrible at business ...

I recently re-watched The Graduate and I realized I fucking hate Ben Braddock. What a fucking asshole.

Judging from all the defensive and whiny-ass responses, I'd say not all men realize how funny this is.

NOT ALL MATHEMATICAL OPERATIONS.

Not all bitches.

NOT ALL INTERNET FEMINISTS!

Reese wouldn't deign to use swear words. Laura Jeanne will fucking fuck your shit the fuck up.

Seen on Tumblr this morning:

not all men

About 20 millidogatemyhomeworks

So how many room mates committing suicide is that equivalent to?

Wouldn't work anyway... in college, getting hit by a car gets curved up to getting almost run over by a unicyclist in a hurry.

Try the Irish ones. I understand they're quite tasty.