That's the only reason I think it might be a hoax - wouldn't you steer clear of stealing the baby name of the dude the whole internet thinks you boned while he was married?

No matter how pretty the name, pretty sure I'd make sure not to name my first kid the same thing as the dude who the entire internet thinks I had an affair with. I'd be giving so much side-eye if I were Jennifer Garner.

I'm just not a baby person, in pictures or in person.

I mean, she's not not cute. George is just the only baby in memory that made me actually look at a baby, if that makes sense. For the most part I just skip over baby pictures, whether on gossip sites or on Facebook.

I do not like babies or children. I never find them or their antics cute. Small children have never made me squee.

He stole young John Travolta's face, right?

I could be wrong about this, as I'm not a hardcore royal watcher, but isn't Andrew the Queen's favorite kid, and hasn't she historically gone to great lengths to protect him from bad press?

I should add, I look just like my dad. Facially, hair color, and we're both really tall with the same build. Like, there is no question that we are related. It was ridiculous.

Ugh, that sucks. All I want to do is drink champagne in my PJs, but a friend decided to have her housewarming party tonight, so there's an extra bit of obligation to go. So we get to pay $5,000 for an uber to hang out with 50 people, most of whom we don't know, in a tiny condo without a balcony. I predict I'll sweat a…

This isn't a big party hard story or anything, but it was deeply uncomfortable.

I don't use fabric softener, and I've been thinking about switching detergents. There have to be some hypoallergenic or whatever ones. I'm guessing whatever they use at hotels is a lot stronger than your standard household detergent.

Are these sudden allergic reactions, like, to a food, or does it also apply to general allergies? I have terrible allergies day to day, but I also can get very swollen and red-eyed and gross from things like hotel sheets that have been washed in heavy duty detergent.

She works out a ton. I have no idea about the cocaine, but I know for a fact that she works her butt off at the gym (or, like, in her living room in front of the TV).

I just watched that OnDemand today, and holy hell she looks great. I used to work for a non-profit she founded and have met her a couple times, and she looks INCREDIBLE in person without looking all plastic surgery-y. Also, she at one point had cardio machines in her office.

You got it! Wouldn't trade them for all the sneezes. And I fucking love my polished concrete floors, it's totally my aesthetic and just happens to help with cat stuff. But I appreciate you being a pandering dick all the same.

You got it! Wouldn't trade them for all the sneezes. And I fucking love my polished concrete floors, it's totally my…

I mean, it's mayonnaise, which I love, and horseradish, which I LOVE. How could it be anything other than awesome? I have to travel by car a lot for work and by far my favorite part of work travel is finding an exit with an Arby's and getting that delicious turkey wrap with horsey sauce. I'm totally serious.

I will go to bat for their turkey wrap with horsey sauce. HORSEY SAUCE FOREVER. I don't think I've had their signature sandwiches with cheese product since I was a little kid, though.

I'm one of those freaks who actually likes ranch dressing, but no way in hell would I sub it for something as delicious-sounding as that buerre-blanc vinaigrette. And also, just don't sub dumb shit at nice restaurants. You go to a nice restaurant with a well-regarded chef because you want to enjoy their delicious food…

Kevin Stallings never tried to stop a story ...? Not sure where you got that. I'm glad you had good experiences with him. I think he's a shitty coach and a dick of dude.

I have three cats, my first time owning indoor cats. As it turns out, I'm a wee bit allergic to cats. To deal with the dander and cat hair and save my lungs and nose and all that, I a) moved to a place with concrete floors downstairs, and b) bought the Dyson Animal (a slightly different model than the above) and it is…

I have three cats, my first time owning indoor cats. As it turns out, I'm a wee bit allergic to cats. To deal with…