I know, write?

I mean, maybe it's a thing specific to basketball coaches. I had several sit-down meetings with the guy who is still Vandy's baseball coach, and he was kind, funny, and interesting. He always asked me about my life and school and gave me pretty solid access to players. That was above and beyond, though. I wouldn't…

Oh I know. He also sucks real bad. If you're gonna be a huge dick, you should at least be somewhat competent at your job. He is not.

Vandy grads don't know the difference between right and write! It's our big secret! And yes, I met the basketball coach on several occasions, and he seemed like a huge dick. Which is why I said he seemed like a huge dick. He acted like a dick on the occasions that I covered him.

Probs.

Haha, fair enough. In my defense, I am super out of it on a lot of cold medicine. But yeah, foiled by homophones. I also said I was a shitty sportswriter.

Yeah, I don't give a shit about the book. I just dislike Kevin Stallings.

While I'm not surprised, PLEASE LET THIS BE THE LAST STRAW FOR KEVIN STALLINGS. I covered sports (badly) my whole time at Vandy, and Kevin Stallings seemed like an asshole.

Haha, oh, Zolman. I am happy to see Jordan Matthews tearing it up, and I want good things for Zac Stacy.

As an alum, I used to get really excited about his dedication to wearing Vandy gear in interviews. I'm pretty OK with him hanging it up at this point. Vanderbilt, producing shitty quarterbacks since forever.

I'm not the only one! Lately, every Tracy post I read, I'm like ... this is ... a .... joke? A weird, like, high-concept joke?

I really wish L. Ron Hubbard hadn't fucked up associations with Surrey. I like the sound of it.

That's what I said - Harry doesn't get another title until he marries, then it's customary to give a dukedom. And yes, Edward does get the DoE - it was officially announced at his wedding and everything. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke_of_E…

I mean, I'm an American and I think the whole concept of monarchy in a modern, democratic world is just fascinating because it's so fucked up. So I understand the interest and the desire to royal-watch, but I absolutely don't understand the fandom.

I wonder what title Harry will get when he marries. I guess I'd have to look up available dukedoms. I know that Edward is getting the Duke of Edinburgh title when Philip dies, since right now he's just Earl of Wessex.

The queen is notoriously passive about her family until she absolutely must get involved. I don't think protocol says anything about buzz cuts, and the queen isn't going to waste her breath. Even for bigger family rules/drama, that's Philip's terrain.

I work for a non-profit, so I pretty much front the expenses for all my business trips. It's annoying. For really expensive ones, I get our office manager to book using our organization's ONE credit card.

The long-standing rumors are that basically Will had to find someone from the middle class willing to be boring enough in exchange for a major class upgrade. The aristos already have the money and the titles and the awesome lives, and so they turned him down because they weren't willing to squash their personalities…

Eh, I don't really think it's about the baby. I think it's about being pregnant.

Chaucer made ALL the fart jokes. So many fart jokes.