I love Peyton Manning more than basically anything, but he is definitely a dick. A friend recently worked with RG3 and said that he is also a dick, but nothing my friend said made me think that RG3 is a bigger dick than Peyton Manning.

I am totally confused about this whole bone broth thing. Haven't people been cooking the bones in broth ... forever? I mean, really, isn't that ... how you make homemade broth? I must be missing something. I'm not a good cook, but I've seen a lot of people use bones for broth.

RIGHT??? Soup is so cheap! Even expensive soup makes a cheap meal! Like, WTF, Soupure??? I can feed myself for a week for that.

I should clarify, I didn't, like, go as a Jezebel staffer. I went as a beer (which sounds very, "I'm a mouse, duh."), I just got the spandex part of the costume idea from Jez.

I also enjoy the gym, but, like, I just want to hang out on the treadmill, maybe some bike, some light weights. Hardcore gyms with strong followings creep me the fuck out. I don't need to bond with my gym, I just want to do some cardio not outside, you know?

"American Apparel will make you look like a fat hooker."

The sporty cut is my favorite thing about the top! And I love the exaggerated skirt, too. The shoes can take a hike, though. They suck.

Kirk Cameron was at Callaway Gardens? Way to ruin the one pretty thing in that shitty part of Georgia, Kirk.

I genuinely hate these people. Like, real, live hate. They must be stopped.

I was talking about the author's sentence, not yours.

I hope that you frequent the Someone Ate This tumblr. It's incredible. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll gag.

Pretty much every quote here just reminds me what an asshole Lindsay Lohan is. The expressions on the faces of everyone but Lindsay are basically, "UGH, THIS ONE."

I had to read that sentence three times before I understood what it said. It's a bad sentence.

But her character on Nashville is souring me on Connie Britton and I don't like it.

I got re-grayed a while ago. Meh. I don't comment a ton anymore, so I guess I don't really mind.

I'm in Georgia, and I understand the sentiment. My city is overwhelmingly democrat (like, voted 80% blue), but my damn state.

Nope. The point is that women's daily lives are not a performance for men to view and judge and participate in. We're just trying to go to work, or see a friend, or BE HUMAN PEOPLE. Telling us to smile while we're trying to catch a bus or whatever is a) super condescending, and b) shows a degree of entitlement that is…

Yeah, I went out and bought the Lee Greenwood tape after my first Laser Show. Sigh. Young jigglyball.

I think Stone Mountain (in Georgia) still has a Plantation exhibit on its grounds. Which is SO BAD. God, so bad. I hope I'm wrong and they put an end to that bullshit. I also hope they aren't still glorifying antebellum Georgia in the laser show.

I mean, I think I benefitted a bit from growing up in the Atlanta bubble, so I may not have had a representative education. People who prattle on about states rights can go fuck themselves.