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The writing on that site is TERRIBLE. They use so many words when a few would do, and apparently that qualifies as good writing. Because, you know, more words.

WOW. Remind me to never patronize that shop. Which one was it? I live in Atlanta but I go to Savannah for work fairly often.

I mean, I get what you're saying, but I grew up in Georgia and live here now. We were absolutely taught the meaning of antebellum. I don't think school systems always presented it in the right way, but we had lots of pre-Civil War state history. I can't imagine Tennessee being that different.

So they're oblivious idiots complicit in racism. Good stuff.

Yeah, I also call bullshit. I am from Georgia, and you definitely learn about the Antebellum South in school. Like, super basic public school. And references to it are everywhere down here. Because people are the worst.

Same, for very similar reasons.

Junior year, spring break in the Bahamas, pre-gamed exclusively with 151. Cut to being denied entrance to Senor Frogs, of all places, because my friend's tube top had fallen down and she was too drunk to realize she was standing in line topless. Eventually, her freshman year bio lab partner walked up and told her to…

I mean, it's Lonnie's. I can't blame him either for going or for getting hammered enough to tweet it.

Yeah, but Poehler is with another super funny dude now. One who's arguably more creative and successful than Arnett.

Same. Just pulling it out where they can see it is enough to get them under the bed for the day.

I get the distinct impression that Dr. Pam Spurr either has had terrible sex partners or, like, does not enjoy sex. Like, at all. Nothing turns my boyfriend on more than getting me off, and he definitely does not view it as a "slog."

Ah, you beat me to it. Easily the most important detail, and the highlight of his career.

Pretty sure fire-making beach camp guy was a dad on the best soap of all time, Passions. Which would be enough to rank him first on its own.

Apparently being civil to baristas makes you a goddamn hero. My friend is dating a barista. Does she get, like, the Medal of Honor for that?

To be fair, it can take a while to notify someone of an accident. My mom was killed in a car accident, and I figured it out with Google traffic maps and the fact that she wasn't answering her phone and was an hour late coming home. I called the police and the hospital long before they would have called me.

I was just on cnn.com (which was my first mistake), and their headline about this story reads: "Emma Watson faces backlash," as if it's just perfectly reasonable disagreement. Way to be the worst, CNN.

I thought I was the only one who thought his death was pointless! I'm not alone! And I HATED Jin and Sun's death scene. I think I was too mad at them for orphaning poor Ji Yeon to cry.

I watched it all in one go earlier this year, and my boyfriend had already seen the whole thing live and then rewatched it again. By the second season, every episode, I hopefully asked him, "Does Clare die in this one?!?!?!" And when she went full-on crazy, I was like, fine, leave her there. Good.

Fair, but did the ending have to be so trite? It felt cheap. I'm not saying I didn't sob for an hour and sob-ask my boyfriend about it (he'd been through the series before), because I did like a baby, but it felt like a cheap cry. A cheap baby cry.