I was at the game, but a friend came over to my place afterwards to watch the replay and hopefully see some dong, but they cut out almost the entire bottom of the sixth in the re-broadcast. Much disappoint.

I was gonna say ... I was at this game, first row, right by the Braves dugout, so we saw all the things. My first order of business was to text my dad to say, "Hey dad, some dude just streaked across Turner Field, naked as a jay bird! The 70s are alive!" He was delighted. He is 54.

My boyfriend and I were in the front row, just to the right of the Braves dugout. I saw the guy jump from the dugout and got a face full of dong, and it's pretty incredible that he made it all the way to center field when there were at least three security guys really close to him on the first base line. They just…

The point of these posts is to shit on the city. Like, that's what they're for. People took steaming shits all over Atlanta in that post and I didn't argue. I am one of the few people who doesn't like San Diego, so this is my time to shine! Like, I'm sure there are lots of people who love it there, my family included.…

Aw, I'm a girl, I've never been called a douche before! This is exciting. Dude, I've been all those places. They are all full of boring, oblivious people. Also, if you have to sell LA as a big plus for San Diego (also, it's way more than an hour to LA, because LA traffic manages to be worse than Atlanta's), go die.

PB is an exaggerated bit of suck, I'll grant you, but the whole city is a void. A pretty void, but a void. I only go back to visit my parents, and I sure as hell stay out of San Diego proper.

My parents have a dog with intestinal issues, and my stepmom makes her food. I think it helps her recent empty nest-ness (the 19-year-old is my stepmom's biological daughter, and she just went to college).

I'm so glad your mom is OK now. I have a friend whose mom has recently gotten really vocal about wanting grandkids, and she is terrified to tell her mom that she's not sure she's going to get married, much less have kids.

You have to drive to, like, Encinitas to escape the bro-fest even a little. I lived in Del Mar, Gaslamp (WOOF), and Mission Hills. I would never live in any part of San Diego ever again. I say that as someone whose entire extended family lives in SoCal.

Yeah, I have two younger sisters. I'm 30, and 25-year-old sister is a big NOPE on kids, and I don't think the 19-year-old wants them, but I also don't know whether or not she's a vegetarian from week to week, so who knows. I certainly won't be bugging her about it.

I know you're being sarcastic, but I lived in San Diego for years and I was bored. to. tears. Like, more bored than living in a sleepy Connecticut beach town where a big Friday night consisted of throwing buggies around the parking lot of the local Stop 'n Shop. The people there are TERRIBLE. It is a cultural and…

I can't feel it or hear it or whatever verb it! What the hell is it? I mean, I've never, ever wanted children. Like, I do not want to be a mother. I just cannot understand what that impulse would feel like.

I've never felt that ticking clock. I have known, in my bones, since I was a kid, that I do not want to be a mother. All my friends talk about getting baby fever and hearing their biological clocks ticking, and to me, it might as well be some alien language that doesn't translate to human. Like, I feel for them,…

I love The Mariner's Revenge Song! I didn't really hear about them til my last year in college, 2006, when the Crane Wife came out, and then I worked my way backwards a bit to give their earlier songs a listen.

I KNOW. It's a mistake that is so easy not to make. Also, the Queen DGAF about where they live and does not dictate their lives.

I think James is my favorite Middleton sib. Kate and Pippa are pretty boring, but James is the youngest and didn't have to work as hard as the others, and he seems more ... free. He dates less-than-A-list British celebrities, has been the subject of much speculation about his sexuality without ever deigning to…

Oh my god, I love the image of Philip asking James to freshen his drink. Philip isn't one to withhold his opinions for the sake of others' feelings, so I can actually totally see it.

This is his second start-up. His first was a failed cake kit company that his parents had to bail him out of. The dude seems legitimately interested in the celebratory food business, but his products ... need some work.

I hate Granny Smith Apples. Yuck. Kiwi is good, but that taste doesn't leave your mouth for hours. Bananas make me gag unless they're over-ripe.

Your mileage may vary re: Lainey Gossip, but I tend to trust her blinds - in fact, her blinds are the only ones I believe. The popular opinion is that this is about Blake. http://www.laineygossip.com/Her-only-chall…