Ha, by "works" I mean that she does more appearances than Kate. It's not like I'm suggesting that Kate go get some work as a paralegal.

Gotcha. I appreciate the perspective of a UK resident.

Haha, fair point.

I agree with all of what you said. I just wish she would add a little edge or flair every now and then, like Sophie. The Countess of Wessex has been killing it lately.

Oh my god, that dude would live naked if he could. Not in an exhibitionist kind of way, he's just that comfortable with himself. It's not like he has some crazy (traditionally) hot body - he has what he calls a "fanny pack" little belly jiggle, which is adorable.

I just watched the video again tonight and once again laughed so hard I started choking. My boyfriend was like, "You should share the video! There's no technical nudity! It'll go viral!" NOPE.

I mean, my account is just my account. I read some less-than-positive comments about them, and I was like, "Whaaaaa....?" because it was so different from the coverage I see here. So I did some research, and while I think some people are straight up weirdo haterz (and not for political reasons, but for petty shit), I…

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Also, Philip cheated on Elizabeth like WHOA. That was totally acceptable for the aristocracy, as long as it didn't get out. That's why the Royal Family was so taken aback by Diana - the figured that as an aristo and daughter of a Lord, she knew the score about mistresses. They hate Fergie not because she cheated (they…

Here's a fun one from five years ago. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article…

Have you ever listened to her speak? She is a TERRIBLE public speaker, which is weird considering she was groomed so heavily for the role. When she's asked questions off the cuff, she can't put a thought together, not even a decent bland, inoffensive sound bite. Maybe it's just public speaking nerves, but she doesn't…

Did he even complete the Cambridge course? We never heard a peep about it, and I feel that if he had finished and really learned something, we would have heard about it for good PR.

I agree. I thought she looked absolutely fabulous when she was pregnant because she wasn't 'toxed to the hilt, and I think she looks so young and fresh in candid shots where she's not wearing makeup and has her hair in a ponytail.

Ha, indeed. I find the more balanced coverage of the royal family to be the most interesting (though there are some sites that are super weirdly anti-Kate and co. in a really misogynistic way, those are no bueno), because DAYUM are there some skeletons in those closets. I fell down an internet wormhole today…

The only change Charles is going to bring that we know of, so far, is streamlining the royal family. He wants to make Edward, Andrew, and Anne lesser royals and cut off monetary support to their children (I believe he has already cut off a few from the Royal Protection Officers, leaving them to pick up the price tag…

It's a Middleton thing maybe? Pippa and Carole have the same eye makeup. I get that. Your mom teaches you a certain way of doing makeup and you kind of get stuck. I've been guilty of the same thing for stretches (not the terrible kohl-rimmed eyes, but getting stuck in a makeup rut in general).

She has a hair team and a stylist, but she has said many times that she does her own makeup. Hence the neverending eyeliner and harsh blush.

I know! Is it a fetish thing? Is it guys getting hard on the idea of protecting their women and children thing?

Interesting! I didn't really expect them to pass an independence vote (Australia voted to stay in the Commonwealth not too long ago), from the bit I've read on it, but they have a movement that's solidified enough to get on a ballot.

It's weirdest to me when sites like Jez fawn over them - this is a super conservative, historically racist family whose raison d'etre is nepotism and religion.