One of my biggest red flags for dudes is if they call women "females."

IS THAT SWEET VALLEY HIGH FANFIC? SWEET VALLEY HIGH THE LATER YEARS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Love them! I have a Harry and a Cleo! Harry is short for like a million guy names, including Henry, though ours I guess is technically Harrison, since his full name is Harry S. Kitten. I really like calling him Harold, though. We also have a Maeby, and I'm so glad I'm not the only crazy person with three cats.

Yeah. Read, like, three posts down and I say exactly that. She's a new Commissioner and I wasn't familiar with her yet (I am somewhat familiar with county commissioners, I present at ACCG every year and work in the policy sphere, but again, I hadn't met her at any events or gotten familiar with her yet).

I should have seen that plot point coming but I absolutely did not. And now I'm on edge in all of her scenes.

I was about to come in all indignant that you didn't include Willy's in your study, but then I went to the Google and learned that Willy's is only a Georgia chain. This makes me sad for the other states.

Yeah, they're whole and boiled. But they're also substantially larger than the ones you find in SoCal/Mexico, so there's a lot more meat. And a good lobster roll is the best, softest meat on the lobster and it is amazing.

In person, her eyes are so big and striking. She is super cute.

I have willingly paid lots of money for lobster rolls outside of New England, just to get my fix, but they are NEVER THE SAME. Also, I remember when I moved to SoCal several years ago, I went to a seafood place with a friend and we ordered lobsters. When the food came, I looked at my plate to find this large, fried,…

I think I did that once or twice when in like middle or high school. Ugh, whyyyyyy, young jigglyball.

I don't even understand how that would work. Like ... that doesn't make any sense.

I'm not really interested in getting married, but if I ever had a father-daughter dance, it would just be a mandated group-boogie to an Elton John song, because my dad loves Elton John. He also loves Journey, but NO. Anyway, I'd probably go with The Bitch is Back, because that would amuse me. I also think it would be…

Kate McKinnon talked about her Bieber impression on Conan recently, and she said she tries to make the face of a puppy who's just piddled on the floor and been caught.

Oh for the love. Four out of five are self-declared republican fiscal conservatives. I tried to edit my comment, it didn't work.

Again, I tried to amend my comment, but Kinja crapped out. My amended comment is below. It does appear that at least one Cobb Commissioner (the newest one), is not a self-declared fiscally conservative GOP candidate, but the rest are. Like, they self-identify as such.

I mean, you could see where I corrected my statement below in response to someone's comment, or you could be a dick and just ignore that. I tried to amend the above comment, but KINJA.

Goddamnit, Kinja, I tried to edit but have no idea if it's working. You're right - there were early reports that Cobb Commissioners received Tea Party support in the county, but they are not necessarily Tea Party candidates.

Ooh, ooh! Cobb County Commissioner Bob Ott's leading core principle, per his website, is:

All of them. Literally all of them. Cobb County commissioners are by and large Tea Party.

That's possible. I think there are some key differences in the city now, and I'm seeing young families everywhere and a big community push toward improving in-town public schools (as a child-hating heathen, I'm personally OK with families living in the burbs, but I also know that the uptick in ITP young families is…