How did Tom Hanks produce both Father Colin Hanks AND Chet Haze. I don't understand.

Drew Barrymore would be silly to use anything other than the Cover Girl mascara. That stuff is the shit and it's like $7.

I'm assuming you meant "rare humble," but "reveres hung" is amazing.

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT SHIT. HOLY HELL WHO OK'D THIS?!?!?!?!??!???!?!?!? I NEED EXTRA CAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't know. My boyfriend doesn't like clubs, but when his gay friends want to go to gay bars, he goes and has a blast. He gets hit on a good deal, because he's the cutest (TM my opinion), and it doesn't phase him. He tells the dude he's not into it and keeps dancing.

Oh god, being sick on a plane is the worst. I don't puke all that often, but I had an 8 p.m. flight back home on New Year's Day (NEVER FLY ON NEW YEAR'S DAY), and the second they turned off the seatbelt sign, I sprinted to the bathroom to vom for several minutes. Just made it, too, given that I puked in my mouth on…

This has nothing to do with prom, but I also had an experience where a guy drove from several states away to visit me, only for me to be too sick to do much. I started feeling crappy early in the day that he was supposed to get there, but I tried to power through. I went for a morning run and had to stop at every…

Jezebel writers waste time on Buzzfeed the same way I waste time on Jez. Beautiful.

THIS IS WHAT MY DREAMS ARE MADE OF.

I like the local ones that help people network, get advice about services/places, advertise stray animals, etc. I got my perfect little kitten Harry from the Atlanta reddit!

Is your section of the office close to Jezebel's? As a lady who frequents both Jez and Deadspin, I think I'd like to spend a day sitting equidistant between the two sections with a case of beer and a megaphone.

I feel like the luckiest employee on Earth, because the ROWE system describes my workplace. My boss is kind, funny, and supportive, and always looking for ways to help us develop our skills and even just our interests. The schedule is so flexible that I hesitate to call it a schedule. We all have one work-from-home…

Epic. My 10th grade boyfriend (circa 2000) had straight, crunchy frosted tips.

Oh, I know. Scrunchies are at least a very ... compartmentalized trend. I wore a lot of stirrup pants with neon tops and socks.

A clean, simple bun is me every day. Because I am lazy, and because I don't like fanfare, either. Fanfare is for my extracurricular activities, not for my hair.

Oh yes, please. Bleached tips were a gift.

I literally never recognize Paz Vega from one appearance to the next. Is it just me, or is she a total chameleon?

Yes. She is such a snooze for me on red carpets. I almost wish she'd revert to her Boobs Legsly days (TM Fug Girls) just to keep things interesting.

They're also not terribly useful. I have long, thick hair, and a scrunchy is too loose to handle it for any real length of time. If I wanted my ponytail to stay in place, I always had to put a heavy duty ponytail holder under the scrunchy, anyway.

I'm with you. I wore scrunchies in the 90s because I am old and was a kid then.