Raptor! That's brilliant! Would totally suit our girl, too.

Haha, I found a few tolerable Californians :)

Haha, you can't hear the squawking through the photo, but this is Chicken. She is doing her, like, third favorite thing here, after squawking and grooming, which is wearing bags. The giant muppet paws behind her belong to our boy Harry.

San Diego fans are so weird. I lived out there for several years (but I'm from the East Coast, and support Peyton and, because of birthplace loyalties, the Falcons) and they are this weird combination of apathy and ANGER. Like, it sounds like a paradox, but they go from easy breezy to WILL STAB and back again. Then…

I have one cat, Cleo, who was pretty damn feral when she was found at like three or four months old. She has gotten to the point where she totally trusts humans (in fact, as soon as a stranger walks in the door, she meows for them to pick her up and then climbs up on their head and grooms them), but her noises are…

You could call one Eli and the other Elisha ...

I feel you, Azealia! I had to change my standard drink because my local bar is rationing limes at this point.

Why does that make dogs superior? Like, I would so much rather my cat eat my dead body (because I'm dead and I will not exist to give a shit) than starve to death. Good grief. If that's loyalty, count me out (I would also probably eat basically any dead thing if I were stranded on an island or something, so maybe it's…

It does! It cuts the thickness, too, and prevents the peanut butter from sticking to the roof of your mouth. MMmmmmmmmm, now I want a peanut butter-banana-mayo sandwich. Ah, the South, where add plant AND animal fat to our bananas.

The earnestness of your argument is killing me.

I was a Kappa Delta female for a while. Peeing oneself was optional, but not unheard of.

No, but there are endless internet commenters with endless opinions about pizza. Go check out Deadspin food posts if you want to see some lively pizza/not pizza debate.

Yes, I know the distinction. But this is still idiotic on Subway's part.

What the hell is a flatbread pizza? ALL PIZZA BREAD IS FLAT. I mean, unless it's Chicago style, in which case it's not pizza, anyway.

The sushi story blows my mind. First of all, how did this asshole get a reservation? No, really, if I could get a reservation, I would strongly consider cashing in my 401K and flying my ass to Japan.

I'm in Georgia, and we have Rome, Paris, Athens, and Cairo.

I love lobster. I really think I could eat it every day for the rest of my life (though the cholesterol might make my life considerably shorter). And yet, lobster ice cream sounds horrific GTFO cutesy dessert shop(pe, because you know they'd spell shop with two p's and an e).

When I was little, we put just a tad of mayonnaise on our peanut butter-banana sandwiches, and it was the fucking best. Just a little tartness to cut the peanut butter and make eating it much easier. I'm from Georgia, so maybe it's a southern thing.

Fair enough. My bad.

Hahaha, my grandfather disagreed with A LOT of what my parents said and did with regards to us kids. Luckily, my dad had the benefit of distance from said grandpa so he wasn't able to interfere too much.