Oh totally, and that's a big point of the bit. But at one point she turns her breakfast plate vertical so that all the food runs off it onto the floor, and stands there screaming at him to clean it up, and he apologizes to her. Like, first of all, it's probably not 100% autobiographical and I'm taking it way too…

I love Louis, too, but I honestly think - just from watching his show and hearing his stand-up, I have no first-hand knowledge or anything - that he's a wee bit too protective of his kids.

Troll is trolling. Just disregard her/im.

I was totally nervous after reading the online reviews, but ended up being pleasantly surprised. I will say, I think I was on fairly new planes - even economy looking brand spanking new, so that may have been a factor.

I'm automatically a little wary of people freaking out over Common Core, just because in my neck of the woods, people are using the "federal overreach" argument to (and this is RICH) argue for public support and funding for religious home-schooling programs. I KNOW.

Same. These questions aren't that bad. I haven't taken math in ... a decade? and these were all pretty easy to answer.

I almost always nab the bulkhead economy plus seats, because then I'm usually facing the galley where flight attendants sit (which calms me down), AND no one can put their seat back in my lap. That said, I've had someone put their seat back in economy plus, and it definitely wasn't in my lap because there are several…

For me, absolutely. I usually spring for Economy Plus when I fly domestic, too, but that's usually because my company is picking up the base fare so it's not as big a financial hit for me. I'm tall and most of my height is in my legs, plus I'm an anxious mess on planes, but having more space helps me calm down a bit.

The last time I flew internationally, I ponied up extra cash to sit in Economy Plus or whatever the hell it's called on British Airways, and this was A BIG DEAL for me, financially. Like, it's just an extra six inches of space, and upgraded travel bag, and upgraded food service, and I spent precious bucks on it. And I…

On the sidewalk outside my friend's house, someone wrote "dink dink" into the cement while it was drying. We do the Law and Order "dink dink" every time we walk over it.

I have a tear rolling down my cheek at my desk due to debilitating laughter. Thank god my door was closed.

OK, so, I really hate ampersands, and using both ampersands AND the plus sign is inane. But what I find endlessly and terribly entertaining is the menu's use of quotation marks. WTF is your pretzel bun, dude? Is "awesome pretzel" bun code for "shitty potato chip" bun? Every person involved in this disaster this should…

My mom did both - I was C-section and my sister was vaginal. She said they both suck in different ways, but that the recovery from a section is longer and more frustrating.

I didn't see the video with Chip's call, but, UGH CHIP CARAY.

I just went back and watched that, and he does say, "That's my baby," at one point, which is pretty adorable.

When I read the words "Colton Burpo," what I hear is "Natty Bumppo." And you know what? Daniel Day-Lewis is proof that heaven is a place on earth.

No, I won't face penalties. We have a weird corporate structure and most of these people aren't in the home office, but in rural areas. My exec director would never discuss religion in the office and would never punish me for being an atheist. She wouldn't let anyone else try to punish me for it, either.

I mean, I was raised going to church, I just decided it wasn't for me. I know there's an element of condescending, bless-your-heartness happening when they say it, I just don't care.

Won't someone think of the adult tumblers ...

My knee-jerk interpretation of the Rovellian characterization was that he was referring to Karl Rove, and still I was like, "Yeah, I could get down with that comparison."