Martinis and skeeball? Sign me the fuck up.

Maybe I AM you.

I know! I just COULD NOT with the whole, "Pity me, I'm an attractive white male and I'm in love with a stunning, thin women who bee tee dubs is married to my best friend and it's soooooooo saaaaaaaaaad." Cry me a fucking river, you psycho.

I really wish Keira's creepy stalker had had a scene with Karl, so he could be all, "CAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL!"

I've hated it since the first (and, I guess, only) time I saw it years ago. But everyone I know OMGLOVESITSOMUCH. So for years, I've had to keep my hatred of Love Actually to myself. My dark secret. BUT NO LONGER. The world will know that I fucking hate this piece of manipulative, insane, inappropriate, holiday…

I saw it once many years ago and hated it immediately.

Pretty sure he and Kristin already have a house there, and if Facebook is correct, plenty of dudes he was friends with in college still live in the area. Titans were the first team that sprang to mind when the whole Cutler-as-free-agent thing started getting floated.

This article just reminded me that I need to go ahead and buy my Economy Comfort seats for my flight next week. Usually, I buy Economy Comfort when I buy my ticket, but my parents were super nice and paid for my ticket, so it didn't happen with ticket purchase. But even still, as long as I don't wait until the very…

Ha, I'm the opposite. I am terrified of flying, so I LOVE when the pilots come on and sound all nice and reassuring. When they don't talk at all, I get upset.

Also, once your belongings have been through the security screening and come out on the belt on the terminal side, DON'T RE-CLOTHE YOURSELF AT THE BELT. You see that area with all the chairs and benches off to the side? That's where you put your goddamn clothes back on so that you're not lacing up your stupid Nikes…

I was recently at Starbucks in line behind a girl who asked about EVERY SINGLE DRINK. Like, went down the damn list. And then asked them what their bagels were like. And then waffled between a regular bagel and an asiago bagel. And THEN, when she decided on her stupid bagel, she instructed them to heat it up some of…

I will not fly regional airlines. I will go out of my way and pay more to not fly regional airlines.

The people who act surprised that they have to take their shoes off, or their belt, or take out their laptop, OHMYGOD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU.

DO IT. I mean, that's a pretty important request, no? It's for the betterment of the entire internet. Not nearly enough of that movie is in gif form.

I wish this were in gif form SO HARD. He was the best.

It must have been hard for you to overcome all those years of white oppression. Must have been tough.

Also, WTF is up with this line, which is 10 pounds of condescension in a five-pound bag: "OK, so, I've given her her due with where she was trying to go with that." OH HOW MAGNANIMOUS OF YOU.

I have fantasized about sexing Peyton Manning many times (AND I AM NOT ASHAMED), and that's pretty much exactly how I imagine it.

I guess I should add, the flip side of this is that my dad was a single man for a while, and lived alone. As such, he was the sole person responsible for keeping his home clean, and I saw him do it all himself. So yeah, once again, cleaning was never a gendered thing.

My boyfriend is so much cleaner than I am. I vacuum (I actually love vacuuming because my awesome clear canister vacuum lets me see ALL THE CAT HAIR), I clean my bathroom when it's icky, I dust when I can see it collect, but I am NOT a clean freak. Like, not even close. I also grew up in a house of women, so cleaning…