Aw, thank you for your comments. I am actually already lined up to adopt my friends' foster kitten - and had been for weeks - and he's coming home with me on Friday. He's a great, brave, silly, little kitten.

My cat used to GO TO TOWN on his butthole. So much so that it would wake me up at night. And it would go on FOREVER.

Ah, from that angle, fair enough.

You keep bringing up his college record. Dude, it was Vanderbilt. They're better now than they were then, by a LOT, and he helped start the turnaround. But my god, when he got there? They were just so fucking terrible.

Right? I use it all the time. And now I have to watch this movie for the 4,587th time. I love it so.

Plus, it is so easy to use verbatim or paraphrase, "It must be difficult for you to overcome all those of years of upper-middle-class suburban oppression. Must be tough."

What about smell? I mean, I can be a sweaty bitch, so maybe I'm just smellier than most. But for me, after six months, things would just stink.

"Should of" instead of "should have." Drives me bananas.

He said, "That's not cute!" IIRC. And she was like, "I don't give a FUCK if you think I'm cute!"

I'm a Braves fan. I can assure that I am not harboring any contrarian arrogance about the fact that we have just one World Series title. Exhausted acceptance, however, I got that in spades.

There's a lot of Jesus Face in that photo, so that may also be a contributing factor.

I loved that dress and the fit. Kind of this big, silly extravagance.

This woman just seems ... simple. Nice, but simpler than a white t-shirt. Like my dad always says, it's better to be thought a a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt. I have no doubt, Suburban Mom, that you are dim.

I wanted one of those so, so badly. Asked for one at least four years in a row. Never got one, and I had sort of convinced myself that I didn't miss out, but this past year, I learned I was mistaken. My best friend revealed that she got the Power Wheels Jeep - the vehicle I so desperately wanted - for Christmas one…

"Shooes" is how I imagine this is spelled:

I know, right? Like, textbook.

What? That makes no sense. People who aren't taught how to handle cars are bad with them, regardless of gender. I'm a woman, I was raised by a single woman (who was meticulous with her vehicles), and I take wonderful care of my car. I also pay for it myself using money from the job I go to every day where I work with…

Plenty of research has shown that the obesity "crisis" isn't quite the public health disaster people think it is. And that the increase in overweight people doesn't cause health care prices to increase (other stuff is making health care unaffordable, but the "obesity epidemic" doesn't get the causality here). That…

I'm hosting my family tomorrow for the first time ever. Usually, we go out to their house, because they have space, and time, and money with which to cook a wonderful meal. However, my youngest sibling started college in my city this Fall, and refused to come home for Thanksgiving, so we are doing it here. Given that…

Why doesn't JT get more shit? Because he should.