I can't keep her and Elizabeth Wurtzel straight. That's probably my own lack of pop culture nuance, but still

This ... doesn't make sense to me? Jez praises awesome dudes and mocks the doofuses. Same as they do with the ladies. And, pretty much the same as most other sites (Gawker neeeeeeeever makes fun of dudes; nor does Deadspin, I'm just sure), Jez just has a feminist take on it. But, good lord, how many times must it be…

Same. I set artificially tight deadlines for myself (not the same as real real deadlines, but it helps) because I work better under pressure.

Is that his daughter? Please no.

It really, really is. I would love to see his attempt at a successful reply.

Seconded. Also, and this is nitpicky, but in advertising a game about a literary icon, I feel like you shouldn't use advance as a transitive verb, because I don't think it is, in fact, a transitive verb. At least, it wasn't according to the grading scale of my Austen-scholar college advisor.

I really can't with Eddie and LeAnn, but I love the color of his blazer. I also love Michelle Williams dress with the metal belt, and Monica Calhoun is how I tell myself I look in long-sleeved minis (I LOVE a long-sleeved mini). Gray is a hard color to rock, but she's rocking it.

It's so funny, whenever I talk about relatives dying with my immediately family, I say that the relative "died." But for some reason, when talking to strangers, I always say, "Oh, so-and-so passed away." It's like I assume others prefer/need euphemisms and I'm trying to do them a favor? It's weird. I think about it a…

This is not the point, but seriously, WTF are they frosting. The leaning tower of pumpkin bread log?

Exactly! And my boyfriend is very happy with both my feminism and my love of dudes.

You must not know a lot of women in their twenties. I'm in my twenties, as are my friends, and we all call ourselves feminists. And we're social, and wear makeup, and have boyfriends, and it's fine.

I don't get the "I'm not a feminist, I love men." I love a lot of men. I also love a lot of women. And I can't stand some men and some women. This has nothing to do with my politics. I'm a feminist, and I'm not so obtuse that I have to like or dislike an entire sex. The lack of critical thinking in these quotes just…

This is the woman who wrote an upbeat, poppy love song about the adorableness of Romeo and Juliet love. Critical thinking does not appear to be her strong suit.

Being ladylike is damn scam. And I say this as someone with manners who is (mostly) successful in interactions with others. You can be polite, and good, and kind, and all that, without being ladylike.

Oh my god. This quote. Oh my god.

I was just talking about that one a few days ago! It cracks me up. The big reveal!

Look, I love a good selfie (emphasis on good), but ... no. That is a stupid thing to take the time to defend, and the defense itself was dumber still.

+ 100000000 and I say that as a Braves fan.

"I am Cherokee Indian." OH MY GOD YOU'RE NOT. You grew up being viewed as a white person, not a person of color. HOW HARD IS IT TO GRASP THAT?!?!?

They didn't "just get around to it," they were following Chinese tradition and waiting until the cubs were 100 days old. Also, I should probably get around to going to the zoo.