Wait, they have a Johanna AND a Joy-Anna? This is somehow worse to me right now than anything else they've done.

Ah, gotcha. I just happened to recognize several places in the trailer. They actually filmed at one of my favorite local bars and had to change almost nothing, scenery-wise, because it's such an out-dated piece of shit (and also totally wonderful).

That's so cool! So I'm guessing your mom isn't an Atlanta native. One of the great regrets of my life is not seeing Amy and Tina when they were here.

He is! He was open and jokey and not at all pretentious. We all took goofy pictures together. There is a picture on my iPad where he is biting the top of my head.

That's not New York City, it's my office building! And my local lunch spot! And Woodruff Park! And the laundromat on Highland! I love that I can actually tell it's Atlanta.

Stop patronizing so many chicken and waffles restaurants.

The Whistle Stop Cafe is in Georgia ... whatevs.

My dad lived in Maryland for a while, and I assumed it was all coastal mid-Atlantic prep or Baltimore and at least moderate politics. I was incorrect.

Meanwhile, the non-crazies can move back into the city, buy cheap (for now) property in awesome neighborhoods, and enjoy 2-mile commutes.

Actually, no. Atlanta is blue. We just had an awesome Pride weekend, and the city has a strong gay community. The rest of Georgia? Hatred and fear. But don't drag Atlanta into that mess.

I really, really want a stay at home dad to pull the same stunt. Just to see what happens. I mean, I have my suspicions, but still, I'm genuinely curious.

There are people who are obsessed with a thigh gap? Like, I'm still in my 20s (barely, but shhhhh), and none of my friends has breathed a word about this mess. It hasn't shown up on social media. The only place I've seen it, twice now, is on "trend" pieces in Jez. Is it actually a thing? Maybe at the late 20s point,…

Holy shit. I lost my mom a couple years ago, and I cannot imagine using a photo of her (not that there were any, I mean, just, good lord) to manipulate someone. What a crazy fuck.

Mine picks them up in his mouth and, one by one, carries them to his food station and drops them in his food and water bowls. He is a large, stupid, clumsy cat, but I love him.

My cat totally knows when I'm taking a picture of him and always, always squints and/or puts his ears back, messing up the cute.

What about 300 CHICKEN sandwiches? Will that automatically transport you to the wedding day?

I had a friend (no longer a friend now) who got "accidentally" pregnant to try to get her hookup buddy to be with her. It did not work, at all. She had to move back home with her parents, in the middle of nowhere, and is having a kid. She now no longer sees friends or the guy.

Look, I like the Vols. I've always liked the Vols, but there's no way they are a better team than Georgia. Did they put up a hell of a fight to injury-riddled Georgia? Yes they did, and it was a blast to watch. But in no universe is Tennessee a better team than UGA.

Ah. If you ever find yourself in Atlanta, do yourself a favor and go to Bell Street Burrito. Until then, may a Moe's or a Chipotle make its way to you.

Willy's is so much better than Moe's! So much better!