My dad is a dead ringer for Tom Selleck. Women seem to have no problem telling me that, either. My friend's grandmother straight-up hit on him at a bridal shower one time. It's weird.

I moved from Georgia to Connecticut between my sophomore and junior years of high school (parents: don't fucking do that to your kids). I was devastated and miserable and heartbroken. My boyfriend and best friend were in Georgia, and I was in this rich, preppy town full of shingled beach houses and rules I didn't…

Anything the Daily Mail (UK version) wrote before Kate got the ring?

Part of it is just media/tabloid bullshit, but she made it clear that her goal in life was to get that ring. He cheated on her fairly publicly and left her more than once for another (more blue-blooded) girl, only to return to Kate after the aristocratic girls dumped him. She was fairly single-minded in her pursuit,…

It wasn't his eyes. Goddammit, Struggla. Why do we keep giving inflated contracts to dudes from Florida teams?

Just for continuity's sake, I really want to end up playing the Pirates, and then have someone like Gerald Laird leg out a series-winning run.

It depends on the whiskey. If you drink George Dickel, you skew towards Archie Bunker.

Pinot noir definitely thought Garden State was a good movie. I think the girl at the end of the bar with the low-cut top and short skirt is an overwrought zinfandel, while a cabernet is ... something else.

Holy shit. They are a LESS HUMANE version of the prison cooks in Orange Is the New Black.

These babies are going to learn to be real Americans! They're going to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and earn their food!

I had the biggest crush on him when I was about 15. Looooved him. Looking at that now, he looks like such a kid there. But as a grown man? HELL YES.

I'm sitting here trying to remember what I wore through the 1995 playoffs, and then wear approximately the same outfits throughout the series with LA and, sports god willing, subsequent series. It'll get awkward, because I was in fifth grade, but I can make it work.

"... asking for Georgia to secede from the union." HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT. I live in Georgia, and I know plenty of nutjobs, but who in the everloving hell suggests SECEDING over the expansion of fucking health care?!?!?!?!?!?

Manning Face is THE BEST THING EVER.

Does the lead guy still write the lyrics? I actually thought he was a way better lyricist back when he was with The Format. Fun's (fun.'s) lyrics are just (unintentionally) laughable. I had a friend who said, "I can't listen to Some Nights without crying, the lyrics are so moving." I didn't have the words for it at…

"We're Vanderbilt! And we're gonna release our own awkward locker room videos! Because up until this summer, we thought that any press was good press! But we were wrong! So go out there and get some awkward but not illegal press! Go Dores on three!"

No way! And they seem so accommodating of other view points ...

I don't like pasta and never buy it, but dammit, I'm going to buy an alternate brand now just for the heck of it.

I'll play tight end.

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