GODDAMNIT, VANDERBILT.

Ahh, that makes sense.

The brothel law applies in Tennessee, as well. The law is inane, but I actually liked the fact that our sororities didn't have houses. It meant that we all lived with people who were in other houses or weren't in Greek life at all, and as such, took a lot of social power away from Greek life (which, as far as I'm…

Kappa Alpha is THE WORST. Like, many of them are the worst, but KA is really, really THE WORST.

When did your friend rush? There are lots of rules against stuff like notes and whatnot. Also, everything happens electronically, even when I was there almost 10 years ago.

Oh, I remember another one! It doesn't have to do with students of color, but it was definitely bad.

I was in the Greek system at Vandy, but at least half my friends weren't, and they had active social lives. Vanderbilt's Greek system is smaller, in terms of number of frats/sororities and in terms of percentage of participating students, than many other schools in the SEC. The administration has been working to limit…

I gave an example of racism I've seen in Greek culture (at my school) and an example of diversity in Greek culture (at my school). Does pointing out that the administration wields a good deal of power in dismantling the racism within Greek life have less merit because it's the example I saw at my school? The…

My favorite was when the most "traditionally southern" (wink wink) fraternity got kicked off campus, the school administration renovated their frat house, made it gorgeous, and gave it to one of the traditionally black fraternities on campus. So, the asshole bros in the "traditionally southern" fraternity acted racist…

It was a one-day ... "experiment" (since they seem so fond of that word, because it allows them to deflect any and all criticism, apparently). They filmed the hand-holding day, presumably so they can properly direct it in its inevitable rom-com form.

Right? I actually think they're kind of perfect for each other. They have so much in common! For instance:

This project was maybe the most transparent ploy for a movie deal ever. Way to knock 50 Shades of Grey off that pedestal, you two!

Mention that you're concerned. I am 29, healthy, active, etc., and I've been on blood pressure medication since I was 24.

Ha, I literally had just finished measuring out the route I just finished on MapMyRun (4.94, goshdangit why didn't I get that last 0.06?!) when I refreshed Jez and found this article.

I'm an every two to three weeks person, but I shower about a million times a day, so I'm never particularly nasty crawling into bed. However, my sheets are currently in the wash right now for the second week in a row because my cat did me the great favor today of barfing all over them.

I have a friend whose then-girlfriend decided that having a cat was less convenient than she thought it would be (yes, sometimes cats go to the bathroom in the wrong place, and they meow for food A LOT and shedding happens, because they are living animals) so instead of a) deciding to bond with the cat anyway and/or…

Is ESPN paying the Mets to take out Braves starters to justify fellating the not-even-in-the-wildcard-race Nationals at every turn? Are the Nats themselves behind this? HOW DO WE GET AN EXEMPTION FROM CITI FIELD?

We have a big ol' onesie with a lock, a fan that is always on, and automatic air freshener. This alone makes my workday tolerable.

I have nothing against Luck or Wayne or any of the Colts, I think they're a solid franchise, but as long as those Irsay shitbags own the team, they are DEAD TO ME. I have loved Peyton Manning since his first start at Tennessee, and Irsay was a little bitch in handling that situation with the press. I'm not crazy -…

On the one hand, I love football, I was raised watching it and learning about it, and the idea that it would be innately difficult for women to understand (you girls can be authors and astronauts and surgeons and mathematicians, but clearly, understanding man-on-man versus zone D is too hard for your lady brains) is…