At the same time, people at 60 I think are more active than now than they were in previous generations. When I think of my grandparents at 60, they were already frail-ish, sedentary, and avoided travel and significant activity at all costs.

I know. It's your child. You made it. You are its PARENT. Good lord.

Totes magotes. I mean, just given how often I hear the phrase, "Oh yeah, (father's name) is babysitting little (child of father's name) tonight," shows me how messed up the idea of fathering is in our society.

I think that having it all means defining "having it all" on an individual basis. Which, when I think about it, sounds incredibly luxurious, but it's not something men struggle with.

I get so sick of the assumption that having it all is the same for every woman. It took me the longest time to realize the whole debate about "having it all" meant satisfying career + happy kids/family. I honestly didn't understand why people made such a big deal about it because it never occurred to me that having…

Don't live in Santa Monica?

"My peeps were feeling funky on this one."

I was recently a lead author on a study about civic engagement, and while Millennials score the lowest on many (in my state, most) measures - and are lower on many measures compared with previous generations at that same life stage - you gotta be careful with data. Or, more specifically, how you communicate the…

But ... but ... I thought he was going to plant a celebrity tree?!?!?!?! He interrupted his busy pants-dropping schedule and everything.

I mean, I try for a little bit, but ultimately, my butt will not be denied. It will have its day in the sun with its chosen audience.

I mean, in theory.

I actually think it's the other way around. Whenever people gush like whoa, it's bad. I think he's going to get tired of it and she'll have a rough go of it (for a little, then get over it like anyone). I can't believe I've though about this.

Ugh re: the baby-hating friend. Look, I don't like babies. I think pregnancy is kind of gross and inefficient for such a highly evolved species (stupid walking upright). When learning that someone is pregnant, my first instinct is to feel sorry for them. HOWEVER. These issues are mine and I DO NOT VOCALIZE THEM to my…

OH MY GOD. This is how I feel about that.

I use the unbaby.me app. Its algorithm isn't perfect, but it catches a lot.

I have no idea. However, I have known many a pregnant lady friend on Facebook, and she's the only one to circle her baby's genitalia on the photo. Like, just show me a picture of your ridiculous but inevitable gender reveal party and leave the poor kid's penis out of it.

My friend also recently posted a 20-week ultrasound picture with the penis circled and a fucking arrow pointing toward it. Dude, if you tell me it's a boy, I trust that it has a dick. You don't need to show me. I believe you, straight up.

Gah, my brain sucks today. Yeah, gluten-intolerant. I swear I know that. And basic econ.

Well now I feel bad for eating Amy's meals just because they're delicious. Am I driving up prices for the celiac-intolerant??!!

All the comments I've seen point to the Black Keys. I wonder which school it is. Most of the ones in town are preppy/conservative, so my money is on University School Nashville.