It's so bad. Did you see the shower sex scene in the Mindy Project last week? SO TRUE.
It's so bad. Did you see the shower sex scene in the Mindy Project last week? SO TRUE.
Even the baseball is like, "Yeah, I know, sometimes the jokes write themselves."
Are the royals iPhone users? Is there phone protocol - like, if the queen has an iPhone, must all royals have iPhones, or could Harry go rogue and get a Droid?
I went through almost the whole post reading "Latoya Peterson" as "Latoya Jackson," and my mind was BLOWN. That's not necessarily germane, but I thought I'd get it out there.
Who the heck is this guy? Seriously. I don't remember him.
I really like that someone with an MA in English (you) and a former writer with a BA in English (me) failed to communicate effectively. Irony!
Right? They can be found on frat boys the South over.
You say that like drinking Rogue Dead Guy is a bad thing.
I loved when Jourdan Dunn looked at Karlie and basically said, "Um, pause. Stop being a bonehead about an onion."
I think Belle farted and Beast smelled it. Because I like to go with the least mature, least nuanced explanation possible.
My cat is Franklin, and he approves this message.
It is? Well I'll be!
Perhaps in absolute fact, but certainly not in spirit or in practice. But I appreciate your correct use of "literal," so way to go, fellow Gawker media commenter.
The point, is, like, 43 miles to your right. But you keep on keepin' on being obtuse.
Username + viewpoint = clever, eh? You sly minx.
One time, I explained to a dude that there is no National White Pride Month, or Men's Day, or Men's/White People Studies because every day/all studies are men/white people studies unless otherwise specified. And they actually got it. It was one of the best moments of my life.
Prince Charming was pretty bland, from what I remember. I mean, when it comes to Disney princes, he wasn't resourceful, like Aladdin, or a dog lover, like Eric, or a member of the animal kingdom, like Simba and Beast.
I see that the miniature horse is free, but, uh, how much for both?
I know you're trying to be funny with your picture, Apatow, but I also know that park. What up, ATL.
Oh god, my heart hurts for you. I'm coming up on two years in July, and I promise, it gets a little better. Don't get me wrong, from what I can tell, it will hurt forever. And there will be moments that sneak up on you when you do feel completely gutted, out of nowhere.