Oh, hon. I'm so sorry. I lost my mom almost two years ago, and this is also my second Mother's Day without her. I'm not mad this time around. It may or may not help, but I try to celebrate in my own way, by going through pictures and remembering my favorite times and writing down favorite sayings and stories and…

I don't think that's morbid, I think it's really sweet. As someone who's about to go through her second Mother's Day without her mom, it's nice to acknowledge that there are ways to think about moms even if you can't take them to brunch or give them a card or tell them how much you love them.

I have a very weird and very strong attraction to Theon. I don't know what this says about me. I don't think I want to know what it says about me.

Watching Huddy get it done on the mound and at the plate made me feel like a kid in the 90s again. Ladies love the long ball.

Fair enough. I just have my drawers in a twist about the Nats in general. I really wanted to sweep them again.

Do you really not watch Game of Thrones?

What the what? Just tracked it down, and why is the Nationals' spokesperson making the statement on an incident that occurred in Atlanta?

I can't imagine why you didn't see him again.

Oh, I know that move all too well. My ex was not even a little subtle about farting - would always pause, tense his abdomen, and let fly, no matter that I was naked just inches from his ass. Charmers!

Was he INSIDE YOU? While he pushed out a fart? How? And why? Whhhyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

I just looked up some interviews with her, and she does sound posh! I didn't know that posh Scottish people sounded like posh Brits. I'm trying to think of a parallel in American accents, but I can't.

Not that I'm going to immediately go to the site or anything, but where is this bootleg version you speak of? I've been waiting a week for Comcast to fix my cable box and I apparently missed quite the episode.

It's pretty dark. I've watched this, like, eight times, and once, when I got really close to the screen and paid special attention, I might have seen some dong. But, yeah, why isn't it hard? I mean, I know why in terms of production, but storyline-wise, it should be hard. Unless Loras's tights are a big turnoff or…

But that's how she sounded in Downton Abbey, too. That's not her real accent? Why would she affect the same one for vastly different shows?

This woman is crazy beautiful. Half the time when she's on Homeland, I'm not even paying attention to what she's saying, I'm just wondering how someone like that exists in nature. BUT. Her hair, her clothes, her overall red carpet styling are always, always, always terrible. Showtime can't pony up for a stylist?

I had plenty of sex with 19-year-olds when I was 19 myself, and it definitely wasn't all bad. That said, there's no way in hell that, at 29, I'd hook up with a 19-year-old. The gap would make me feel uncomfortable, and then the sex would definitely suck. Maybe things are different in rich famous person land?

Yup. I'm a native Georgian, and after time away, I moved back here because this is where I want to work for good and for change. The original poster can kindly suck my peaches, or something.

CO-FUCKING-SIGN.

Alba and I have similar coloring and, I have a hunch, are similarly hairy. My eyelashes, bottom and top, look like hers do here, and I've never warn falsies a day in my life. Just comes along with being a hairy best in general.

Exactly! It's that last part that, logistically, is tripping me up. As to the first part, UGGGHHHHHHHHH.