There's a horror movie scream happening in my head right now. I work in a liberal office, I wonder if people would be upset if I did it out loud at my cubicle.

If nothing else, I admire your friend's optimism. Why does he think that? Obviously Atlanta will go Dem, as will a few other liberal pockets around Savannah and maybe Athens, maybe some of the lower-income parts around Augusta. But the rest of the state? Red.

High-five, fellow Georgian! There's no way Georgia's going blue, but I'm committed to participating in the Democratic process. I voted this morning, and there was no line at my place in DeKalb.

I'm so glad you reported this incident.

My voting station had no line to speak of. I was in and out in probably two minutes, and most of that time was making sure I'd fully read the text of an amendment. I'm in Georgia, but my voting location is in an overwhelmingly Democratic county, so maybe conservative folks figured shenanigans wouldn't be worth it…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I just want to point out that in the whole Sam Worthington arrest situation, he wasn't trying to get into, like, a club or a bar or something where people might be at least kind of expected to show up drunk. He was trying to get into a burger joint. A fancy burger joint, but a burger joint nonetheless. Somehow that…

This is going to revolutionize my time on the shitter, and I mean that in the best way possible. Pre-ordered, yo.

It's not democratic. Period.

I just watched the video. Sweet dancing unicorns, I can't even. Sometimes I worry about my ability to eloquently articulate my policy opinions and hopes. Never again.

Here's to wishing, hoping, thinking and praying, planning and dreaming and whatnot that your child enters the world under an Obama presidency.

I'm in Georgia, so at least I am expectation-free when it comes to my own state? I do, however, plan on hanging out exclusively with Democrats tomorrow night. Which is basically most of Atlanta, if we could just exile Buckhead.

I just exploded on my computer. Is there anything that can be done about this? Do I need to hop a flight to Florida? It's not like my state (Georgia) needs me.

I was thinking the same thing, but then I read an article that pointed out that nothing changed after the absolute shitshow that was 2000, so I'm not holding my breath. Whooooo democracy.

I just got anxiety hives from your comment. Good luck and godspeed.

I'm going to develop an ulcer between now and tomorrow night. I've been reading The Atlantic's pieces on voter suppression all day, and I am a wreck. Bless those of you who have been writing about this shit for months, and bless all of us that it's almost over.

One of my fondest college memories involves heckling Jared Lorenzen (then exclusively dubbed "the Pillsbury throw-boy," which I feel kind of bad about now), so I am totally up for his re-emergence in the SEC.

Some people are just really bad at critical thinking. That, or just really averse to it.

I'm so glad comments are back up, because I watched this last night and had lots of feelings. Mostly, a) owls having freaky fucking faces, and b) that is so cute, but that owl is going to die.

I actually prefer LA and parts of OC to San Diego. I blame the overwhelming military presence in SD. Plus, I'm just a weirdo in general because I love the South (I also have a lot of problems with the South, obviously, but I love this area and want to be part of addressing those problems).