I lived in SD, and while the weather was delightful (except May-July, it's called Summer for a reason, San Diego), the cultural wasteland of it all had me heading right back East. I kid you not, Atlanta looks like a fountain overflowing with arts, culture and intellectualism compared to Southern California (at least,…

BoxMeowBox, 2016. That's brilliant. It's completely untenable, but it's brilliant.

The funniest part is the idea that this country is liberal enough to have a liberal agenda. Yeah, not so much.

I'm not really seeing any upsides here. I say call it a day on the relationship.

Dammit, that's what I was thinking about, too! If nothing else, the scene was beautiful, and she's a pro.

In my seven years as a Jez commenter, this is the first time I've ever been called a troll! I feel like I should get an Internet Merit Badge or something, like unlocking a level on foursquare.

Oh my god. This cat is going to break the internet.

I love Tracie's earrings. And I am super excited to know that my pre-ordered Pot Psychology book will be in stock IN THREE DAYS!!!!! Like, the PP coffee table book is the only reason I'm even keeping my ugly coffee table right now.

I believe you mean $1000 bird shirt. I will eat my $15 Target sweater if her plaid shirt here costs less than $200.

It's a (totally lame) Mormon joke. Along the lines of making fun of Mitt for needing bar stool lessons, but way less funny.

I feel like she'd be the neighbor who counts the wine bottles in your trash can. And judges you for the morning cup of coffee on your porch. And wears plaid every time she wants you to think that she undertands your need to shop at sales.

I will eat my shirt if Ann Romney not only does her own grocery shopping, but does it with a specific budget at Costco. On the upside, it gave her a chance to put on her Real American plaid shirt and belt costume.

Someone needs to update the GOP elephant graphic to read, "A fact is simply a lie that I have repeated enough times."

I'd love to see if the month preceding the election corresponds with an increase in booze sales.

You have no idea how much I needed that. Bless you.

I just glue-stick a Cathy cartoon to the ballot and call it a day.

I hate everything. And men's hormones and chemistry and physiology have never, ever influenced any decision a single one of them has made ever in the history of ever.

Yeah, I was in third grade. Wasn't so much cognizant of all that.

It's the literary equivalent of Family Guy being created by manatees.

Sometimes I feel emphatic about how much I don't care. http://stanleycutler.tumblr.com/post/33413963549