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I thought it was a little too much to have Adam Driver come out in the post credit scene just to stab Indy in the gut and toss him into a pit.

Why would anyone want to ask Tom Cruise about Scientology? It’s not like he’s going to tell you anything you don’t know, and there’s always the chance that he’ll start talking and won’t stop. It’s like walking up to a used car salesman and telling them that you have $15,000 saved up and don’t know what to spend it on.

How any female actor makes it to maturity (especiall advanced maturity) without losing their minds is an acheivement.

Beautiful Girls is problematic as well.

Can't help but notice he didn't mention the nine bucks he still owes me.

I mean, I can certainly see my day being ruined and my mood turned sour by a phone call from Chet.

I think Carrie Fisher had the best take on what order to watch the Star Wars films: “Watch the ones I’m in and then do whatever the hell you want.”

I didn't know the Crowes had patched up their feud with the Crowes.

He died peacefully at home, surrounded by dwarf strippers, people who claimed to have fucked extraterrestrials, and skinny men who love fat women.

So what you’re saying is that this site is really floundering?

There is no scenario, modern or “of its time”, in which cops with guns would not be waving them at an actual alien, kid or no. The unrealistic part is where they’re not shooting.

The decision makes sense on paper, since it’s weird to have cops waving their guns at a kid and his alien friend...

I've seen some try to say that the fact Tucker was simply cosplaying as a white supremacist, mitigates his bullshit. To me it's actually worse.

I’m assuming this new season is about Josh Brolin jerking off into the hole while wearing a cowboy hat and nothing else, which gets the Earth pregnant for some reason. Later on, there are scenes where the unborn Earth baby kicks the crust of the Earth, sending any buildings and people above flying. Finally, when the…

While high in the 90s, this came on Liquid TV.  It was glorious.

Many, many people go their entire lives without ever physically assaulting their partner. Not even once.

I thought Entertainment 360 closed down after Tom and Jean Ralphio spent all their money.