Told ya not to sign that waiver from the AMPTP. 

I’m pretty sure this is what SAG AFTRA was fighting for - you should call them!

You may be entitled to compensation if you can prove you have a gigantic shiny scaly breast. 

Why do men love bouncing boobs? They just do! – outremer, athens, United States, April 2015

That’ll do for Musk, but West needs some Clozapine. All of it, in fact.

I don’t remember the tour guide mentioning this property when I went to Auschwitz. But then again it was very hard to get all the info. It was very overwhelming after I saw a picture of a family member on the wall...

Maybe he ran into Timberlake and Spears on the streets of his hometown of Pawnee and then got too drunk at the Snake hole Lounge to remember any of it.

And then the rich gave him a grant, and he was quiet.

I think Seal had a quote where he said “It used to be ‘Damn. My gyro’s late. This is bullshit’ and now it’s ‘Damn. My limo’s late. This is bullshit.’”

As with the repeated songs about her love life, Swift does seem to view normal human setbacks and frustrations as cataclysmic tragedies.

“No, poor people are crazy, Jack. I’m eccentric.” -Dennis Hopper, Speed

She was canceled so hard she was immediately uncanceled, thus canceling her cancelation. What don’t you get?!?

https://ew.com/movies/timothee-chalamet-will-sing-in-bob-dylan-biopic-director-james-mangold-says/

Oompa Loompa Doopedy Dectric

COTD

“...an unrecognizable Chris Hemsworth riding shotgun.”

He outlived Kissinger, like a fucking legend.

Anthony Bourdain’s take should be a preamble:

Or, from another perspective, not even Matthew Perry could save Sarah Paulson from Studio 60.

Yeah…the mere fact that you can point to a specific example of what the fuck you are talking about and are telling me to do my own research isn’t a great look. Stochastic terrorism? Lack of a social safety net? Women’s bodily autonomy under attack? LGBTQA people getting legislated out of the public sphere in some…