I may have a thrown a party like this on a smaller scale. In high school my friend had a super sweet house and his mom was out of town for the week, so I convinced him to throw a party while she was gone. So many more people than were invited showed up, but it was still a blast. My super Christian friends walked in on…

WTF. This is hilarious. He looks like a little gremlin.

The fact you can even leave dirty underwear on your floor without your dog eating it is already impressive. My dog is nasty.

Haven't Kristen and Fab been dating for like, 5 seconds?

I don't cry a lot during movies but I cried so many times during the last two Harry Potter movies. I think it's just because I realized it was symbolic of the end of my childhood and something that had been personally important to me while I was growing up. But I went to see it at midnight, and when *SPOILER ALERT*…

UGH! Beat me to it.

WUUUUTTTT. That's so cheap! We can buy beer at bodegas, CVS, and grocery stores, but you can only buy hard liquor at a liquor store. For a six pack of decent beer like Sierra Nevada or Brooklyn Lager, it's like $14-$15, unless you're at Trader Joes, and then maybe it's like $10. It's so sad. I love beer, but I rarely…

WUUUUUT.

Re: Kim and Kanye = That shit cray.

Or we could just make a section called chocolate frosting and sex together and just call it a day.

Holler.

I don't know where you live, but a $16 six pack is normal in bodegas in NYC, not ever for super nice beer :( Glad I'm moving to LA!

Oh man. That .gif comes from like THE HOTTEST porn scene ever. I don't know what it is about only seeing the body parts that the camera shines on while the rest is dark, but that stuff is amazing.

*ahem* Ladies, let me introduce you to the best boy band song ever. "Facebook official" So awful it's amazing.

While I don't think little children, especially young girls, should go around dressed as 30 year-olds when they're 8 years old, I think this law might be a bit overkill. It seems like the government is trying to regulate something that parents themselves should be in control over.

Or you could just never wear pants! Like me. I may only be 24, but the only bottoms I wear are ones with elastic bands.

Your hashtag just made me lol all over the place.

You could always join me in my chicken-hate. SCARY EVIL THINGS WITH HUGE TALONS. Fuck chickens. Good thing they are so tasty.