Okay, but I MUST know where that boa and sequin dress is from.

My best friend and I say this too!!! We call him “pocket Bruno Mars”.

Britney Spears makes SO much money and still can’t get good hair extensions? You think she could ask her dad to release some of that money to get her hair did :/

SHE DID! Natalie Maines came on stage during her tour in LA and they dueted on it. It was everything you could imagine.

Holy crap! A fellow Santa Rosan. Btw, I got my DMV picture taken there, and everyone compliments it, saying it actually looks pretty decent for an id pic. But I have seen some HILARIOUS ones from that DMV. Including my friend who is smiling and it looks like he’s missing a tooth...

Lucky Brand “Emmie” Flats. Every damn year for xmas my cousin gets me something from Lucky Brand, which is definitely not my style, so I always exchange it for these flats. They’re SO comfy, affordable-ish, and come in a variety of colors (I got super cute plaid ones last year). They do run a bit big, I’m normally a…

Lucky Brand “Emmie” Flats. Every damn year for xmas my cousin gets me something from Lucky Brand, which is…

RUDE! (the teenagers, that is). I was there at the concert guys. I died. And went to heaven. And then died again. Alanis was SO GOOD and my friend and I were screaming our heads off like the teenyboppers were doing to T. Swifty.

Yay! Just beware, they tend to be REALLY expensive for things that are only okay quality. But they do semi-annual sales where stuff can get marked down to like 70-90% off, and you can get amazing deals like Jeffrey Cambell boots for like $40.

I've heard the costume department does a lot of shopping at LF, so maybe there?

This reminds me of all the young girls who moved to NYC because of Sex and the City, except this woman (I assume) is old enough to know better.

LIES! The swoop and scoop is A LIE! I've worked in the lingerie industry forever, and you don't do it. As soon as you stand up all your breast tissue migrates again. Instead, take your index and middle finger together, and use them to move your breast tissue from the side forward into your bra. That will help it stay…

LIES! The swoop and scoop is A LIE! I've worked in the lingerie industry forever, and you don't do it. As soon as you stand up all your breast tissue migrates again. Instead, take your index and middle finger together, and use them to move your breast tissue from the side forward into your bra. That will help it stay…

FYI, The Kentucky Klondlike Bar is also called an Alaska Pipeline. I'm ashamed to know this.

Um Hillary where did you go to school in Northern California, because I grew up there and there CERTAINLY wasn't any hotties like him where I was hanging out (Sonoma County). So tell me your secrets of where to find sexy men like this!

When I was in college in NYC, we all used to go to this monthly Brooklyn warehouse party called Rubulad. It was like this super weird art collective party where there was like a million rooms with strange art all over the walls and absinthe and pot brownies and strangely dressed people playing saxophones and…

I've never seen this show before, but it is clear from these clips that Max is my spirit animal.

See, I thought this one was better than the first Hobbit movie and a lot faster than the third LOTR (now with ONE MILLION ENDINGS). Obviously, gold Smaug was incredibly badass, but the whole movie had a good pace, and all the scenery and shit was beautiful. I found it easy to sit through all 2 hours and 40 minutes of…

MR CLEAN MAGIC ERASERS. I cannot swear by these enough. They turned my stained and dirty tub into something sparkly and clean. Although the only problem is once you use them on something else everything looks filthy by comparison so you ended up cleaning your entire house with them.

Almost got distracted by this one: