Why... why would you talk her out of it? 

We don’t ask that men be given the opportunity to explain why they beat their wives with belts, we ask that these men be arrested for spousal battery.

Ugh but basically unreadable. Is this a generation gap thing? Because I am sure I read lots of millennial writing and this I just couldn’t. Sorry. I am sure Amy is a delightful person. But no.

girl i couldn’t look away. like how can they have tinashe in peruvian remy and then stick britney in some $9.99 synthetic extensions from paris hiltons 2008 sally’s line?? like thats britney bitch (c)! yall need to put some respeck on her name T_T

NOW YOU ARE SPEAKING MY LANGUAGE, IN AN ELEGANT AND TASTEFUL MANNER THAT CONVEYS RESPECT AND YET HONORS CENTURIES OF BLING APPRECIATION. I SALUTE YOU SIR.