Your dad and I would get along splendidly I think.

has anyone seen Nick Offerman w/o a moustache? I didn't recognize him! Also him giggling at the end made my day.

Is that the tea that smells like sugar cookies? Blergh. My friend has it and every time I open his tea cupboard it smells no bueno. I think that's the thing about limited edition stuff, especially food. It's very divisive. You either love it or hate it.

Um gladly! My girlfriends and I bought them on the four hour drive from LA to Las Vegas, and the entire car smelled like birthday cake the entire way. Deliciousssss

Or the half peanut butter/ half chocolate ones. Those are awesome! And not limited edition, you can get them year round!

*ahem*

Don't even get me started on the limited edition Oreo Birthday Cake cookies. CRACK I TELL YOU CRACK.

Cold turkey in theory seems fantastic, because you don't see your ex for EIGHT MONTHS and then out of the blue you see him and then you go home together and have the craziest best sex of your life and then you find out he has a girlfriend but you can't stop having sex with him because it's so hot and you remember…

I love all these dresses, but all I can think about is how whenever I wear something nice, I inevitably ruin it. Spills, tears, buttons flying off, zippers breaking...I am just a hot mess and a half. No designer would ever lend me anything because the idea of me trying to pull off something worth thousands of dollars…

Interesting concept, but how many people (medical personnel) would take the tattoo seriously? "Excuse me sir, but why did you let that man die?" The response "Well he had a DNR tattoo" does not seem like a legitimate answer or that it would hold up in court.

As an alternative, maybe they're not "trying" to be as gross and crass as men. There are women who are like that too, and that's just their sense of humor. They're not trying to fit into the boy's club, but maybe they just find that (admittedly immature) type of humor funny. I'd like to imagine it IS them pushing it,…

All the dresses were gorgeous, but I was SUPER into Anna Faris' haircut! It was so cute.

No, I've found they're pretty opaque throughout when you wear them. They recently redid the tights, because they used to run a bit funny, so I wonder if maybe that's an old pic of the older style?

or perhaps I meant "Ann, you beautiful tropical fish"

Commando seamless tights FTW! They don't have the band at the top that digs into you, but they still hold up and don't sag down.

Sacha Baron Cohen in character could be the only thing that would keep the Oscars from being a total snooze-fest. Let it happen, Academy!