Ujellybro is the whitest handle I’ve seen in quite some time. 

I’ve actually tried to find her, to see if she ever evened out. Pretty sure she’s dead. If I’m wrong, good luck. The sex will be amazing, but costly.

I grew up in a home with a mother raised in the midwest, and we had really bland meals growing up. My first college girlfriend introduced me to pesto, and my life has been better ever since. The girlfriend turned out to be a wild alcoholic with a violent streak, but I’ll always remember her for introducing me to the…

Off topic, but if you read Schlosser, also read Command and Control. Fascinating.

Wow, that was fast. I thought it would be months before a hideous case resulted from this disgusting law. It’s made worse because it’s a black woman, so she’ll end up in prison with barely any notice. If it had been a white woman, it would be the trial of the century.

Funny you mention him--he just won a seat on the NRA’s Board.

It has its place, honestly. I remember eating some hummus with some garlic that was maybe on the verge of ruined, but turned out amazing.

Your only problem is that you might be too awesome for the general public. I’d eat whatever you cook, you know stuff.

Shallots are fucking amazing once you learn that you can basically liquefy them in a pan sauce. I’m never without them anymore. Game changer.

Word.

I’m troubled by your anti-Irish sentiment. That sort of prejudice is disgusting, and I won’t stand for it.

Yikes. Vulture scum.

Every time I get a friend request from some asshole from high school, it turns out they are a realtor. They are just trying to get business.

Good insight, thanks. Knew nothing of the Ackerman McQueen stuff

When Oliver North was made president of the NRA, I thought, “Well, it’s official: This scumbag group doesn’t really stand for anything. They’ll put a fucking criminal at the head of the organization.” But it turns out, North might be the only one there who has a soul--he’s the whistleblower on this shit, he started…

Yeah, they weren’t really in favor of black people having the same gun rights as white people. It is a scummy group with a scummy history.

You’re really sleeping on Mississippi.

Nixon went behind Johnson’s back and negotiated with North Vietnam and managed to kill a peace deal. The war went on for five more years. How many dead Americans were a result of that? I don’t really believe Nixon deserves any kind words.

Libertarians want government-by-toddler: “I don’t wanna, and you can’t make me!” That said, I live in NH, which has had a pretty steady influx of libertarians over the past 20 years. Here’s a surprising fact about these people when they really get to what they want: It seems that a lot of them want to date really…

Just listen to the Mission of Burma, then.