I felt the same way until I started using them. Worth it. If you use the stuff to make a living, it totally pays off.

I felt the same way until I started using them. Worth it. If you use the stuff to make a living, it totally pays off.

You’re referring to the chicken, broccoli and rice, no seasoning, I assume. It seems like a “fuck you” to his brother. And who can live like that? 

Avocado, garlic, lemon juice. Double up on that garlic. Anything else is not needed. Onion? That’s in everything else I cooked for you. Enjoy these 3 simple ingredients. Oh, and it is going to be lumpy. I’ll mix it enough that you don’t get that weird texture, and I promise it will be perfect. Every. Fucking. Time.

I have an uncle who started putting a dash of cinnamon in his chili. Someone remarked on how good it was, and now he’s increased the amount over the years, and it is just fucking unbearable. People get carried away. That said, if you’re in the mood, Skyline is pretty great. And at least it’s interesting. Chili on…

You should find four Texans and ask them if chili has beans. Stand back.

We don’t actually know about anyone else’s relationship. That happens in private. Public statements are one person’s perception at that moment. Last week, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She’s much more confrontational than I am, and I think she’s smarter than I am. When I shut down and stopped arguing, she said,…

Before the “Jason Rides” series, I thought Jason Torchinsky must look like Jason Statham. I can’t tell you how happy I am to find that he looks more like me. I’m not putting him down, he’s a great guy with so much knowledge, humor and a great sense of adventure. But I’m so happy to learn he doesn’t look like a Marvel…

I recall a story about bible verses etched into those O rings, though I can’t confirm this. Wish the article addressed this. Did that happen? Did it weaken the O rings? I’d love to know. I knew someone who worked at NASA who told me the story, but I’ve never found evidence of this happening.

Festool is the way to go. I used to use DeWalt and Milwaukee, but I had to replace them every couple years. Granted, I use that shit all day every day. Festool finally won me over, because they last. I’ve had the same Festool drill  (and also their sander) for six years, and runs like new.

Festool is the way to go. I used to use DeWalt and Milwaukee, but I had to replace them every couple years. Granted,…

What a cunt.

Two years ago, I started a rumor that pumpkin spice was 70% harvested by slaves run by Isis, in attempt to stop the rise of this trend. A lot of people on twitter believed me, but even more said they didn't care. Folks love that shit.

In 1976, amid the Bicentennial push, an ice cream company (Hood?) replaced the normal Neapolitan chocolate/vanilla/strawberry with  blueberry/vanilla/strawberry to make it red-white-and-blue. My dad made me a float with blueberry ice cream and ginger ale while we watched the Red Sox.  I crave it to this day.

Where are the mower blades? 

Yes. I want to see that.

When I was in college, I spent summers landscaping. We had a lot of clients who had McMansions in developments. The HOA rules were so crazy, I used to fantasize about winning the lottery, just so I could move into one of those neighborhoods and find work-arounds to all their stupid rules. I think the final version of…

Thank you, I love this video so much. Eventually, I even got over the whole, “Child Endangerment” aspect. That looked wicked fun.

Saw the picture before I read your comment, and recognized that shithole instantly! Local!

First world problems.

Cool handle. You’ve got the right profile.

Are TVs meant to last for years these days? Not to get all, “Old Man Yells at Cloud,” (hat tip to the genius of Dana Gould) but I don’t think things are really built to last anymore. I mean, there used to be TV repair shops, but now you’re just expected to buy a new one when yours goes tits up. And this is true with…