Yes!

Interesting workaround.

Instead of dressing, use Crystal hot sauce. You’re welcome.

These sound great, but I’d probably use sour cream for dipping, because I’m a filthy animal.

At least he didn’t say, “Oriental.” I have to have that conversation with my dad like three times a year.

+1 for Tarleycue

Growing up, I wanted to serve in the army. I was dead certain that I wanted to serve. Then the Iran-Contra affair happened. I watched the hearings. It was disgusting. Oliver North came off as such a scumbag, I scuttled the idea of serving in the military. There were a lot of government officials to blame, but Ollie…

QDoba’s guacamole is some amazing stuff. I swear it made me light-headed and dizzy once.

I am in your camp, and I’m here to help: Those McCain’s Smile Fries are amazing for this reason.

The idea that christians are persecuted in this country is laughable. I can’t believe they get away with that shit.

Congratulations on being brave enough to call out Tabasco, which invites a fight, but you are right. Crystal is the best of the basic hot sauces. Hands down. However, Cholula is the best on pizza for some reason.

I’ve been making tater tot poutine at home for years. Tonight I saw them on a menu in a restaurant, and felt like I’d been robbed.

Tonight, I had the tempura green beans, but I could get behind roasted Brussel sprouts. Growing up, the only Brussel sprouts I had were steamed and disgusting. Tried them roasted, and now I’m hooked. So good.

Love the bit about his kid’s soccer league. A girl is ruining his son’s self esteem. Funny how sensitive these conservatives get, yet they run around screaming that everyone on the left is a “snowflake.” Seems pretty weak. You’d think competition in sport is someplace where a conservative ought to celebrate one’s…

It’s the Vogon poetry of humor.

I think they are called “flying Bugattis.”

Right? It’s like this is the 9/11 of hyperbole.

I miss their chili dogs.

This comment is literally the first good thing I’ve ever read about Tiger Woods.

Needs more stars