I’m certainly not going to stand up for the Salt Lake City Police in this matter, they failed Ms. McCluskey horribly. Fatally, in fact. But never contact any university’s private police force. Their duty is to the school, not to the students. I don’t care what their charter says, they will always try to minimize the…

Can we get a Bastille Day thing going here in the states? I’m down with that. And I can sharpen the shit out of a blade.

It’s when you get out of NOLA things get fucking dark. 

It is also likely that the troop withdrawal was “suggested” by Putin. It suits his need more than anyone else’s. It really looks like we are governed by a regime that is a satellite of Russia.

Look at that pocket over the other pocket. Tacky. That suit is from Kohl’s, which means he hasn’t found a way to bill the taxpayers for his wardrobe yet. So, there’s that.

I actually look forward to his posts, no sarcasm intended. Do you not find his writing exceptional?

Yup. And she’s gorgeous. Fat shaming is awful on its own, but fat shaming a person who could only be called fat in relation to Karen Carpenter is especially awful, because it really plays into that dangerous body ideal that is neither natural or obtainable.

I haven’t spent a lot of time in London, but it is a lot more diverse than you depict it. Part of that has to do with all the colonizing the British Empire did. Lots of Jamaicans, Indians, Pakistanis, etc. made their way to England.

Michael Harriot is a National Treasure. Great writer with deadly wit. 

I can’t believe they ruined my 10th favorite 3rd-tier soccer team. They might not look like much, but they have grit! They’ve got Italians who are flopping with Serie A-level skill.

This is what I imagine an episode of Real Housewives is like.

I’m pulling for Anthony Jeselnik. 

Ever see him on the TV post game? Looks like he’s been drinking brown liquor and hitting rails of coke the whole game. Guy is a mess.

Baby talk? Look, next time just scroll past. You’re being an asshole. 

You quite missed the message on that one, old sport.

Early morning rage tweeting is a sign of an alcoholic. You wake up, hate yourself, want to project that hate on to others. I don’t know how you made it out of the greys with your rage tweets, but maybe dial it down. I simply stated that a lot of ignorant bandwagoners have soured the sport for me, and you went into…

There’s a story I heard on Dana Gould’s podcast about intern orientation at the Capitol years ago, that when the elevator situation was explained, the person giving the speech told all the young ladies in the group to “Never get on an elevator with Strom Thurmond alone.” He’s dead now, but how the fuck did they have a…

I never interned for a politician, but I did volunteer for Obama locally. It was fucking absurd. The paid staff had us do all the work, while they all talked on their cell phones all day to their friends back home about how awful NH is. Just a bunch of spoiled brats who had big donor parents that got them jobs. I keep…

There’s a Jack London story, I think it was the Call of the Wild, where the protagonist heated bacon grease and poured it over his biscuits, and that was my first experience with food porn. Never looked back.

This sounds amazing. I can’t wait for the opportunity to try this. I’m probably going to work a half day so I can go home and make this. Thank you.