Here’s the quick, easy way to do a hominy hangover: Buy a can of Goya hominy, drain and rinse. Melt a dangerous amount of butter in a pan, throw in the hominy. Salt and pepper that shit, and when it is sort of translucent, put it in a bowl, and hit it with as much Crystal hot sauce as you feel prudent, and enjoy the…

Funny, I don’t remember Fox news being the defenders of free speech when christians during the Bush regime boycotted every damn thing that tried to help women and people of color, ar anti-war activists, or the LGTBQ community, etc.

I hate myself every second of every day, though I know I’m not a monster. I empathize with Pete, and hope he finds a way through. 

Not trying to start a fight or anything here, but SNL cast members don’t really make that much. I mean, they get paid pretty well, but it isn’t like you get rich living off SNL. And you have to live in NYC, or near NYC, which is expensive. I know his dad died as a heroic firefighter on 9/11, and there was likely a…

I’ve been a Pats fan my whole life, which includes a lot of really awful years. In recent years, I’ve said, “They’ll go 12 and four, don’t shit yourself.” Well, this year, they won’t make that goal, but will still make the playoffs. I actually want the Pats to suck again a little, so that some of the fucking morons…

They have stolen elections for so long, they can’t believe they got caught.

The courts only exist to punish people who are black or brown. That’s a fucking fact. Brown should have been helped, not prosecuted. Meanwhile, Michael Cohen gets 3 years for Treason. The system is a fucking joke.

Trashcan Lannister is the best version of Tammy Lurgan yet!

All religion is based on fucking up people you can’t identify with.

I liked the Death Wish reboot. Not as gross as the original, had some decent work in it. Didn’t read politics into it, just enjoyed it.

That douchebag disabled comments for that video. Who’s the coward now?

Kidd fucker.

Ian Eagle is a fucking moron. He’s the worst broadcaster I can think of, and I’m aware that Joe Buck exists. And CBS coverage looks like it was filmed in 1992. CBS is the worst viewing experience for football.

Every year, when my fellow Pats fans start crying after the first loss, second-guessing Belichick, and boasting about what they’d do different, I always point out that they’ll go 12 and 4, bank on it. And every year, I’m right. Even if they drop another, so will Miami. The Pats winning the division is as reliable as…

KFC coleslaw is probably 50% sugar. That’s why it is amazing.

It literally costs you nothing to accept someone as they see themself. Good on dad.

What, they’d get promoted? That’s the way of the Church.

I sure wish I had a cartel like the Catholic church to clean up after me. But then, my vices are comic books and Criterion DVDs, not gambling and kid fucking. The Catholic Church should be burned to the ground, and the earth should be salted so nothing can grow. Fucking scumbags one and all, the Church is a pestilence…

This makes me miss my grandma so much, I’m moved to tears. She made it to 97, so she had a good run. She survived a skyjacking in the 1970s, and was a total badass. She played basketball ruthlessly—she could have cut Rodman down, and I’m not even joking. Her ham balls were legendary, and bigger than the ones pictured.

The irony of the NASA shirt--she’s a hipster! But seriously, what a fucking cunt.