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I’ve waited for this, been keeping tabs, etc. I was certain this scumbag would get off easy. We still don’t know how much time he’ll get, but I’m encouraged that he was convicted at all. That said, he did kill a white woman. If he killed a black woman, he’d go free and sue the woman’s family for damage to his car.

Two favorite quotes attributed to Dolly Parton:

She’s the wealthy heir of a beer distributor. He smokes so much weed, he’s an 11 on the Marley Scale. Big beer doesn’t want weed legal, it would never work. Beer money is the dead Mac Miller of that relationship.

Tell me again that this is the greatest nation on earth, and I’ll flip the fuck out.

Ross Douthat is a scumbag. He ignores the fact that the “WASP elite” isn’t a meritocracy, it has always been about cronyism, and excludes huge swaths of America. It is a shameful position, and is an intellectually weak and craven argument. A bunch of white, Ivy League douchebags deciding what is best for everyone is

I’m sure the NRA will ruch to this young man’s defense...

Looking forward to the Samantha Smith story. Weird little piece of history.

Hank Scorpio reference always gets me. Great episode, you’re awesome!

Message to Elon Musk: GO BACK TO AFRICA!

I’m disappointed with the scant coverage of Zubaz-wearing Bills fans and their tailgating shenanigans this year. Surely a table has been broken and not covered. An ass luge has been neglected, of that I am sure.

Work Sharp makes some great products. The WS3000 is amazing, but I don’t like the knife sharpener. There is too much flex in the sandpaper band, and you can easily sand parts of the blade other than the edge. It’s finicky.

Work Sharp makes some great products. The WS3000 is amazing, but I don’t like the knife sharpener. There is too much

You’re right, but I feel like it would be better to roll his most recent arrest into violating the terms of probation.

How does this guy keep getting breaks from the justice system? Is his dad a Senator or something?

“Telegram for Mr. Asswipe Johnson...”

I think the point is that we also treat women like shit. Sure it is easier in Afghanistan, but the point stands. 

The GOP doesn’t believe in representative democracy. They are partisan hacks, and believe in winning no matter what the cost. They have no honor. We used to call this treason. The republican party has rebranded this as “politics.”

Fucking disgusting that cops worship vigilante comic book characters to make cars look “cool.” Oh, and Batman is an extrajudicial fascist, and can go fuck himself.

Well, the murder occurred in Virginia, so there is a 30% chance he skates.

Look, when you’re buying a senator, you can’t get all hung up on their politics. 

Happened to friends of mine at my high school. Happened a lot, as I recall. One specific: My friend Mike was cut from the school’s hockey team for this reason. Specific enough for you?