What do I win?

I don’t believe that boy is Canadian. He didn’t say “eh” at the end of his sentence or apologize for his rude comment.

I love that Pussy Galore was a lesbian, “cured” by Bond’s touch. Could you imagine that being made today?

Willful ignorance is a hallmark of stupid people. You ever have a boss that loves to tell you that he doesn’t know how to rotate a PDF? Cool Steve, I guess I shoudn’t be mad at you for getting a job out of high school that paid a living wage, and bought your house in 1979 for 55K when your take home pay was 20K. …

Worst home run derby villain would be the Penguin. The Penguin can’t do anything.

I’m 34 and can’t tell if I’m just turning into the “get off my lawn” type of person. Please tell me I’m being rational.

Really, who can retire on $98 million in career earnings these days?

It’s the only way to avoid the fact that the woman in the final gif appears to: (a) be cast as a cheerleader, one presumably cheering for the high school football team, and thus further presumably also a high schooler; and (b) 27 years old.

Is Ben Roethlisberger going to sue them for stealing his life story?

“For real, that’s not his moms tho?”

“See? I told you.”

Are we sure this isn’t an elaborate ploy by the Ospreys owners to get a new publicly funded stadium?

The card says Moops.

Employer?

“I mean, I’d never really considered it. What if I really am just a belly-itcher?”

Through God, all things are possible.  So jot that down

BETTER THAN DYIN ON YOUR KNEES

aint nothin more AMERICAN than takin a shit while starin down the grim reaper 

It aint about brains son, its about HEART

Tired of all these primadonnas complaining about not getting to play with what they want. Well boohoo snowflake, there are millions of people who would gladly take your place and play for nothing. What happened to being a MAN and playing football in nothing but a leather shell? That’s real FOOTBALL. You go out there…