He should never have cut his hair.

A lot of young guys go too hard into second base.

If you think his Twitter is bad, you should see what he says about some waiters on Yelp.

So now he's taking a stab at social media?

It lives! The Christine of golf carts resurfaces at Pebble Beach.

Lhotse Face

“We.”

The Last (night’s) Supper

“Look, all I was doing was yelling ‘JUMP YOU FUCKER’ at the guy on the bridge. I can’t be held responsible for him actually jumping.”

I know Green is a massive pain in the ass and probably one of the easiest players to hate but I’ve always loved watching him in the Warriors lineup. He’s a second round pick who absolutely busted his ass into being an integral part of one of the NBAs best teams. I think the fact that his strength is good defense and…

Wow, this not getting enough love.

A horse like to run on a course, of course,
And your horse won’t die on a course, of course 
Unless your horse runs the Santa Anita course, then your horse is probably dead.

so when the Bruins win the Cup on Wednesday will these ads then show up on the web browsers of poor children in Africa?

Y’all should bring back Foodspin just to do a Kevin Durant crab dip, which is a mixture of his crab meat leg and his cheese butt. 

... and the Patriots

I have a really nasty hangnail on my left index finger.  Just typing this was agony.  

So, I’m not Dante3000, but I’ve worked almost exclusively for startup companies for my entire professional career, and I have Thoughts(tm) on Venture Capitalism.

I saw ‘Competitive Musical Chairs’ and was honestly surprised to not find a photo of head coaches from the NFL’s Annual Meeting.

Nothing like browsing channels and inadvertently stumbling upon a mighty dong.