Not enough people talk about LeBron. Thanks. 

Oooh, I think I hit a nerve! :-)

Found the Dave Martinez burner account!

I think we’re gonna need a bigger belt.

According to the unwritten rules Bobby Brown can now bean him with an empty bottle of Hennessey.

It may not be safe, but it’s always more exciting when they don’t make you wear a glove.

“Are you sure that’s a catch?”

that would be a challenge. I doubt any of the males know what they are, let along seen a pair. 

Because nothing is more relaxing for a man than watching a stripper with his mom.

Yeah, he just hung around up there until he was finally out. But, don’t worry...he will get up again.

The fact that there is clearly a used knife in the After photo is fucking me up. What did he need the knife for? I could sort of see digging into the middle of a giant stack of pancakes with just a fork. Go at it like a madman. Could be fun. But he cut it into small pieces with a knife and fork and ate out the middle…

I don’t know

Stood there motionless like his hands were nailed to that bat.

When it enables mockery of a mediocre defensive shortstop who became a media darling for literally one defensive play and who was allowed to gain ownership of one of 30 total major league franchises, yes.

I just hope that playing down there doesn’t mess up the rotation on his shot. 

It’s not that great a perk. Per NCAA bylaws, they’re only allowed two ears of corn per week.

In a cruel twist, MLB’s Statcast was down, so the numbers behind Vogelbach’s dinger are unavailable.

“I’m taking my talents to North Island.”

This is a smart decision. He’ll get to play against arguably better overall competition in a league whose structure and approach to games is more similar to the NBA.

lotta guys out there robbing Peter for him