Who knew that an FBI agent could also play MLB?

The Jersey Jihadis? Maybe the cheering Trump swears he saw on 9-11 was just the crowd at one of their games.

“Remember Grasshopper...bone only hot actresses and supermodels...not old porn hags”

Ugyhurs? What do Tom Brady’s shoes have to do with anything?

That explains it...

“Either way, its all in the wrists.”

Its not like it would be difficult to pick him out of a lineup, either.

That family always has seats in the middle of the row and the biggest asses to rub across your face.

+1 for making me die laughing...too

Yeah, they have some sort of Italian beef.

Buy them several beers and then casually bring up the quit claim deed.

And the Adam Gase photo in 3...2...1

13 NFL starts...he’s 11-2. Nothing “pretty fuckin’ ordinary” about that. 

At Kraft’s request they will exit via the elephant walk.

Its the exact same excuse Jameis Winston came up with for the Uber driver incident.

So, you have a beef with fat Catholics? Can you do that on a Friday?

So either Pence is hallucinating, or he’s confusing this encounter with a wet dream he had about Sarah Jessica Parker. 

So...is somebody kissing my dick, or am I getting a thousand pesos?

Many baseball fans are frustrated by the juiced balls. MLB should just go ahead and paint them blue.

There is some data to back you up...